That have a really short life
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Don't we all?
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Well..... yeah I guess..... good point
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I was joking, but it's one of those "funny cause it's true" jokes
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I know what you meant.
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Oh yeah? Well just don’t let it mate with your furniture, or your house....

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husbands are just pet humans
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Lighters are caged fires.
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I love pet fires
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then take note: pets require grooming so they don't smell bad
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I tried training mine to 'roll over' ended up having to get a new apartment:(
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Then I have had a lot of pet candles that have died of old age the same day I got them.
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Unless one has kids...then one gets a wax warmer (no more flame, no "accidental" fires)pic.twitter.com/OaIH236xMg
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