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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 12

    The comfort of home is being able to sit down on a toilet seat without checking first.

    11:16 AM - 12 Mar 2018
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      1. Clare Teunissen‏ @ClareTeunissen Mar 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Unless you have kids 😬

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      1. Janis‏ @jstjanis Mar 12
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        Maybe if you live alone.

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      1. El pelirrojo ese‏ @Antonio_fmcc Mar 12
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        Not when you have siblings

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      1. Kenneth Ntuli‏ @kennethntuli Mar 12
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        I once went without checking for paper, and had to wait till my woman got back from Spain.

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      1.  ❤️ 💛 💚 Kat Strue  💚 💛 ❤️‏ @KatStrue Mar 12
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        Australians disagree

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      1. Alison Clement-Drew‏ @Alison_CD2012 Mar 12
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        Unless you have sons 😳😳😳

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      1. EmmyLamb‏ @ImBabySprite Mar 12
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        My OCD makes me check 10 times

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      1. cha‏ @Eirinyan Mar 12
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        RT if you're reading this on a toilet seat

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      1. Becka Waugh‏ @BeckaWaugh Mar 12
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        Unless you have kids.... Lol

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      2. J Business  🎅🏿‏ @supersixJB Mar 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @dianaguelec

        Say what dog? So yall just walk in the bathroom backwards and sit or what?pic.twitter.com/n80yh2lypQ

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      1. Bibi‏ @Bibi_Ub_ Mar 13
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        I still check😂😂

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      1. Melanie‏ @Melanie10620422 Mar 13
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        Not if you have kids🙄

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      1. George K‏ @Gavoga1 Mar 12
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        Not in my house...

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      1. mzembal‏ @mzembal1 Mar 12
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        Unless you have a son

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      1. jamie macmillan‏ @Jamiem198 Mar 12
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        @trigger2982

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      1. JT‏ @JT26389696 Mar 18
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        Your a girl

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      1. JoVená Johnson‏ @Sensei_Jovie Mar 18
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        I guess you live alone then

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