Thank god they never looked in the spider nests amirite??
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I mean...nothing but webs and dead flies and other spooky things in there...no need to check...
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Who looked at a cows utters and thought “If I squeeze those, delicious liquid will come out."
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Natural instinct, they was always breastfeeding from their moms
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I don't know who you are or where you come from but your observations are absolutely brilliant and are my favourite posts on Twitter.
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That or they learned from bears
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Or perhaps the 'someone' WAS the bear.
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Yeah his name's pooh don't disrespect him like that
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Dude you really think of these in the shower?
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Someome should do a Thoughts on the John account
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The only place to come up with such Is truly in the shower
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"Hey if bears can eat it."
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Actually it's more like someone broke up and one accidentally or found one that was fallen or something and then they licked it and said it taste good they smelled it probably because it smells sweet
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Someone looked at an utter and wanted to play with it
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And then drink it
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