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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 11

    Someone looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those b*stards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”

    10:15 PM - 11 Mar 2018
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    29 replies 1,037 retweets 5,635 likes
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      2. Derek The Spider‏ @spider_derek Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank god they never looked in the spider nests amirite??

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Derek The Spider‏ @spider_derek Mar 11
        Replying to @spider_derek @TheWeirdWorld

        I mean...nothing but webs and dead flies and other spooky things in there...no need to check...

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Derek The Spider‏ @spider_derek Mar 11
        Replying to @spider_derek @TheWeirdWorld

        @TwitterSupport how do I take down a tweet before anyone sees it?

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      5. Geree‏ @MrNiceGuy9291 Mar 12
        Replying to @spider_derek @TheWeirdWorld @TwitterSupport

        pic.twitter.com/eN7fo0zqKP

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. king james 👑 ♨️‏ @clinicallytired Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Who looked at a cows utters and thought “If I squeeze those, delicious liquid will come out."

        2 replies 4 retweets 21 likes
      3. Quinto‏ @quinto_pronto Mar 12
        Replying to @clinicallytired @TheWeirdWorld

        Natural instinct, they was always breastfeeding from their moms

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Adrienne Patterson‏ @nurse_ade Mar 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't know who you are or where you come from but your observations are absolutely brilliant and are my favourite posts on Twitter. ❤️

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2.  🎃Megluvyoutube20: dreaming of Jack and IDK why  🎃‏ @Megluvyoutube Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That or they learned from bears

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Ben IG MA‏ @_benIGMA Mar 11
        Replying to @Megluvyoutube @TheWeirdWorld

        Or perhaps the 'someone' WAS the bear.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ty // Positive Mental Attitude‏ @whoatylerr Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah his name's pooh don't disrespect him like that

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Sergio Cherrington‏ @sergio7241 Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dude you really think of these in the shower?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Alejandro‏ @chini_06_ Mar 11
        Replying to @sergio7241 @TheWeirdWorld

        Someome should do a Thoughts on the John account

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Magero JOE‏ @Sir_joe_magero Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The only place to come up with such Is truly in the shower

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      1. Spoiler10-0-1‏ @Spoiler1001 Mar 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Hey if bears can eat it."

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      1. Jeffrey Miller‏ @JmangamerRight Mar 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually it's more like someone broke up and one accidentally or found one that was fallen or something and then they licked it and said it taste good they smelled it probably because it smells sweet

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      2. its OG Chris‏ @ittBchris Mar 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Someone looked at an utter and wanted to play with it

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. its OG Chris‏ @ittBchris Mar 12
        Replying to @ittBchris @TheWeirdWorld

        And then drink it

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