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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 10

    Why do women’s pants have fake pockets but baby pants have real pockets?

    12:31 PM - 10 Mar 2018
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      2. M‏ @foreverjoshifer Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You can come out of the shower now

        1 reply 2 retweets 52 likes
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      2. Anubhav Deka‏ @DekaAnubhav Mar 11
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @madhooraluna top 10 questions science can't answer

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Madhoora‏ @mogulunaa Mar 11
        Replying to @DekaAnubhav

        I don't get the point of fake pockets. THE ONLY POINT OF POCKETS IS ITS FUNCTIONALITY. HOW DOES ONE FAKE THAT?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Anubhav Deka‏ @DekaAnubhav Mar 11
        Replying to @mogulunaa

        EVERYTHING is an illusion and Existence is pain. 😌🎉

        0 replies 3 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Hawra Mubarak ◢ ◤‏ @Hawra993 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Marketing strategy, then women will buy wallets or purses or both 🙂

        0 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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      2. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Feline engineering, meant to confuse you humans and keep you off balance. Mission accomplished.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Mar 10
        Replying to @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheWeirdWorld

        Do the cats hate us? Why?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Mar 10
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        Hate is such a strong word. That works. That being said, we do appreciate all the things humans do for us, like giving us belly rubs and scooping our excrement. You’ll be able to keep doing those things for us after we seize control of the planet, don’t worry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Mar 10
        Replying to @ThoughtsOfCat2 @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh the world ruled by kitties, it is so cute 😍

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Alex Ryalls‏ @amy_ryalls Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        There is actually a reason

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jenae Marie  ❤️‏ @jenaemcqu Mar 10
        Replying to @amy_ryalls @TheWeirdWorld

        then wtf is it 💀

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Mar 10
        Replying to @jenaemcqu @amy_ryalls @TheWeirdWorld

        It doesn't exist. It is invented like the 85 percent of tweets made into the shower.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Alex Ryalls‏ @amy_ryalls Mar 11
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @jenaemcqu @TheWeirdWorld

        It's the fact that women never used to wear jeans, so they didn't have pockets. The first feminists would wear coats with many pockets to spite the people against them. But, the pockets are now small to spite the women subtly.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Mar 11
        Replying to @amy_ryalls @jenaemcqu @TheWeirdWorld

        That's not fair. Everyone has the right to have good pockets.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Alex Ryalls‏ @amy_ryalls Mar 11
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @jenaemcqu @TheWeirdWorld

        I know right!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🐸 ☕️‏ @Close_To_Normal Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What do babies even need pockets for what the hell I need my pockets more than a 2 year old does

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      2. Yahomes‏ @ErynWhy Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Historically, women's clothes didn't have pockets because socially it was believed that a woman's domain was the house and there was no desire to let them into the public sphere. Basically, the less women could carry, the less freedom they had.

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      1. DarkHeaven‏ @DarkHeaven33 Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why do my pants have someone elses hands in my pockets? 😮😵😂😂😂

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