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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 9

    The best part about owning a cat is their casual attempts to murder you.

    11:59 AM - 9 Mar 2018
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      2. Blair Kimbrell 🕸 🕷‏ @blairkimbrell11 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Relatable ):pic.twitter.com/vXY4r71VDd

        3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Robert M. Depo‏ @Big_Deepz Mar 9
        Replying to @blairkimbrell11 @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/jB6QyiDb3F

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      1. UntilEtntyABck‏ @AEtnty Mar 9
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      1. Nathan‏ @NathanRadford63 Mar 9
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      2. Ali Rose‏ @esorila_blurred Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        She sits on her throne.. waiting.. plottingpic.twitter.com/qiLWmh9jmJ

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. 的 ❄Karlisle 和 🌌‏ @Ulowwxrld Mar 10
        Replying to @esorila_blurred @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah have u noticed why do they do that?

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      1. Kenneth Ntuli‏ @kennethntuli Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How can that be the best part? (Being murdeded by my cat) I can't tell that to my homies up in heaven. I'd be a punk.

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      1. Thoughts Of Cat‏ @ThoughtsOfCat2 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Casual? Who are you calling a filthy CASUAL!? The fine practice of feline martial arts makes us professional killers. And nappers, too.

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      1. 𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔢.‏ @DastardlyJune Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I read that cats would kill us if they could, like, sizewise

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      2. Haley Marie‏ @haymatt24 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @AlyVolz

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      3. Aly Volz‏ @AlyVolz Mar 9
        Replying to @haymatt24 @TheWeirdWorld

        what about if their attempts aren't casual? 🤔🤔it's very obvious Wix wants me dead 😅

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Aaron Goodwin‏ @Aaroncape Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        #Soon #Cats #TakeOver #MeowtherFucking #Efffurythingpic.twitter.com/i87pC9RChl

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      1. bellelister‏ @bellelister2 Mar 9
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        My cat scratched my hand off once

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      1. aydan‏ @voyagemarais Mar 9
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        @shanedawson

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      2. Andreas Hens‏ @Andreashens Mar 10
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @VerhaegheArno Daarom wil ik dus geen kat 🙈

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Arno Verhaeghe‏ @VerhaegheArno Mar 10
        Replying to @Andreashens @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/oTnK1QtJn4

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      2. BATIMFan‏ @BATIMFan666 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah my cat tries to cuddle me non-stop oh how annoying it gets :P

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Nalmika‏ @Lyhmle Mar 9
        Replying to @BATIMFan666 @TheWeirdWorld

        I would love to have such a cuddly cat xD

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      2. OSM‏ @Oblack32 Mar 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Now I understand @MweembaNicola

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Nicola Mweemba‏ @MweembaNicola Mar 9
        Replying to @Oblack32 @TheWeirdWorld

        😂🤣😂🤣aaaaaargh!

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