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I was walking along a wharf once and saw some swans swimming past, so I turned to them and said "g'day mate, how ya going?" And to my surprise, a guy in the boat next to me replied, "hey dude, how aye ya?" Which shocked me because if I knew he was there, I wouldn't have said hi
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He’s more likely to respond anyway.
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I'm more likely to talk to my customers child than them because children make me laugh which is what I need at work
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Kids are the best!
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For me, it's cats!! This is a cat I met at my train station!!pic.twitter.com/tdYVRl5Bj9
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This is another cat at another day, at the same train station!pic.twitter.com/rraaCVWJ0b
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Take them home?
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I can't,, I live in apartment,, it's a no no T.T
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Bet you're also likely to tweet this another 13 times
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Don't know if that's good or bad, but same here.
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I actually do this.
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I just did this
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I’ll say it to homeless people and dogs
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Then you are very antisocial my friend
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I don't talk to humans because they are decomposing
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Yeah becayse dogs are better than a good number of humans
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And that sums up everything wrong about humanity
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