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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 6

    It’s weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil”

    1:32 PM - 6 Mar 2018
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      2. Jet Simian‏ @jetsimian Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @BigBoyler

        Right hand: I can draw and write! Left hand: that’s okay, I’ll form the chords, you just keep strumming.

        1 reply 2 retweets 19 likes
      3. Justin Richards‏ @CovertRecon Mar 7
        Replying to @jetsimian @TheWeirdWorld @BigBoyler

        Left hand also changes gear in a car. The 'dominant' right hand might have trouble with that.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Austin  🌟‏ @Herobrine_619 Mar 7
        Replying to @CovertRecon @jetsimian and

        Here in the US you have to use your right hand to shift, and left hand to steer

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. The Real Finnegan Friday‏ @Finnegan_Friday Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah, but if the other hand knows how to flip the bird, that's good enough for me!

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      1. Boom Sauce‏ @onlineswine Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have masterbated with my left exclusively for the last 5 years and have seen ZERO improvement in its ability to write a single word without it looking like I have Parkinson’s disease. Total waste.

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      1. Adriana Morgan‏ @Adriana77418224 Mar 7
        Replying to @Weed_Infused @TheWeirdWorld

        I used to be left handed but my teachers would yell at me for being left-handed and not right handed #publicschool

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      2. Eeleeter‏ @Eeleeter Mar 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yea true there is just one hand like: Two plus two is dour minus one that's three quick maths Then the other hand is like:pic.twitter.com/ATJSO1PaEy

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      2. M.Farrell 🇨🇦‏ @MFarrell8662480 Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @DoubleD_momx3

        I think of my twin brother as the other hand!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵‏ @DoubleD_momx3 Mar 6
        Replying to @MFarrell8662480 @TheWeirdWorld

        https://youtu.be/LSwZD7_1big 

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. M.Farrell 🇨🇦‏ @MFarrell8662480 Mar 6
        Replying to @DoubleD_momx3 @TheWeirdWorld

        Sweet Jebus!😨😉☺️

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓭 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵‏ @DoubleD_momx3 Mar 6
        Replying to @MFarrell8662480 @TheWeirdWorld

        I thought maybe you had already seen it given your comment. Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. M.Farrell 🇨🇦‏ @MFarrell8662480 Mar 6
        Replying to @DoubleD_momx3 @TheWeirdWorld

        Nope,first time. Sending it along to my dim-witted brother. If I have to explain it to him.............he is a total joke killer! I will hand it off to him to see if he gets it.🍺

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. oneacis‏ @oneacis Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @TheEsper_ Why did you like this if you’re ambidextrous??? Are you in the Illuminati?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Hunter‏ @TheEsper_ Mar 6
        Replying to @oneacis @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m only ambidextrous when it comes to writing, I use my left hand for writing and literally everything else with my right. I can’t write right handed to save my life. And yes, I’m part of the Illuminati, my secret has been revealed

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. kaylee‏ @kayleson Mar 6
        Replying to @TheEsper_ @oneacis @TheWeirdWorld

        get rekt im ambidextrous 24/7

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. oneacis‏ @oneacis Mar 6
        Replying to @kayleson @TheEsper_ @TheWeirdWorld

        I didn’t ask you

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Hunter‏ @TheEsper_ Mar 6
        Replying to @oneacis @kayleson @TheWeirdWorld

        Get rekt, you’ve been memed by the ambidextrous duo

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. oneacis‏ @oneacis Mar 6
        Replying to @TheEsper_ @kayleson @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh really!??!??!???? Let’s take this to the DMs lil bishbibbletz!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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