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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 5

    Childhood is just the ‘free trial’ edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you’ll lose everything.

    6:30 PM - 5 Mar 2018
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    20 replies 967 retweets 4,106 likes
      1. Cheddar Teeth‏ @That_One_Cactus Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        For once I'd prefer ads

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      2. Sam Jackson‏ @Sam_Jack8201 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It sucked when I found myself paying full price...

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Simply Sara‏ @SimplySara22 Mar 5
        Replying to @Sam_Jack8201 @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm just a few short years away from finally getting the "senior discount." I guess that'll be my reward for enduring 50+ years of paying all my own bills. But alas, as soon as I can get the cheap dinner deal, my health insurance rates are jacked up. God help me!

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      1.  🔶 Omix  🔶 @ ESGS2018‏ @Omixsat Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not to mention that there’s also the married life DLC

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      1. Jacob_O‏ @Jacob_RSD Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But don’t forget about the DLC’s that you can buy. Lol

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      1. Oakley Honey‏ @OakleyHoney1 Mar 5
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        Honestly love this tweet! It’s so true it makes me want to crash in depression...

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      1. LolaLiz‏ @LolaLiz1331 Mar 6
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        pic.twitter.com/uMNcd1IJnE

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      1. Sara‏ @KeanusBride Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And death is the expiry date

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      1. BTripppen  🎧 👽 💎 🍄‏ @BTripppen Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And if you get ill and you want to pay to get healthy again, thats called the 'DLC'

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      2. Ryan Hewitt‏ @RyanHew58662729 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's because you have to remember to call and cancel... That's how they get you

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      3. UptownZyeZye 💯‏ @ZyenomJesse Mar 5
        Replying to @RyanHew58662729 @TheWeirdWorld

        By this U mean death

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      4. Ryan Hewitt‏ @RyanHew58662729 Mar 5
        Replying to @ZyenomJesse @TheWeirdWorld

        Well... whatever.

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      2. alessio haro‏ @alessioharo Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @ReaganValenta

        oh snap

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      1. Gravy Insights‏ @InsightsGravy Mar 8
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        Wanna restart with better character😂

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      1. matt‏ @erasedbada Mar 6
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        yo.

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      1. Joshua Crane‏ @JoshuaC94422992 Mar 5
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        Yup

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      1. Christine Petrasso‏ @ChristinePFarms Mar 5
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        True that.

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      1. Megan  🦄‏ @OriginalMegan Mar 5
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      1. goattheprispect‏ @Anthony05555094 Mar 5
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        Ok

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