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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 5

    Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls.

    11:31 AM - 5 Mar 2018
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    • SHIVAM GUPTA Grace Emory Mcmillian InwardTag212 Eliza Jae Wunderly Tobi Sean Rodriguez lil’ meow meow Catherine Tun Tun Win
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      1. AASHISH SINGH™‏ @Mr_awesome0470 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And hospitals have heard more prayers than the church.

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      1. Anne‏ @Anne19521 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe people should get married at airports

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      1. Hisham‏ @Hisham_Saif Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ..and examination halls, true friendship.

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      1. Rob Wagner‏ @RobWagner79 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then why does the TSA agent keep pushing me away while stating body cavity searches aren't voluntary?

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      1. The Eldritch Thing Bradfos 🦑‏ @SeanBradfos Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What do you mean *squinty eyes* I'm too pure to understand this joke

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      2. The Burning Sun‏ @KumarLodhi1 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Than couple should test eachother once at airports before getting married... It will be in the favour of both couple can test their partner's sincerity and airport authority can make some money...if they take it as a new business...

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      3. Marina Lakhani‏ @MarinaLakhani Mar 6
        Replying to @KumarLodhi1 @TheWeirdWorld

        This has happened in Bollywood movies...the heroine says goodbye at the airport to the guy she’s ‘supposed’ to like and realizes that she’s making the wrong choice...#airportwin

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      1. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Mar 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's cuz at a wedding hall your just losing your freedom...at an airport u may be on your way to losing your life.

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      1. Takudzwa Mushai‏ @tkmush Mar 5
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        True lol

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      1. Nope, just Glen‏ @glen_glee Mar 5
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        👏👏👏 thank you!

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      1.  ❄️ ❄️ ❄️‏ @Letitsnowtoo Mar 5
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        Believe it!!

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      1. Oussama_Mohammed_Khalil‏ @OussamaMohamme9 Mar 5
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        If u do so give us some picture man💏

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      2. Donovan Keed‏ @realdonovankidd Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Says the twitter account of someone who is at the oldest 25 and unmarried

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      3. Donald Roberson‏ @TacticalPouch Mar 5
        Replying to @realdonovankidd @TheWeirdWorld

        Wow, salt.

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      1.  🌺irreconcilable‏ @br8ksp8der Mar 5
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        omg spill that tea

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      1. Valent 🎗‏ @jnrvalent Mar 5
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        sense👌

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      2. Carolina Smith‏ @Carolin40617857 Mar 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I love kisses in airports and train stations

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      3. Kevin makamu‏ @2004c27cc321452 Mar 6
        Replying to @Carolin40617857 @TheWeirdWorld

        Hi

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