Because the people of which it didn't work on are dead?
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If the first one doesn’t work. The next one is free.....
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You've inspired me to go write a negative review about a parachute right now. I tip my hat to you.
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Well you don’t actually need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute of you want to do it again!!!
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Or positive ones for a suicide booth.
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Their family and friends could write it
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"This parachute sucks ass. This is the fourth time I've landed in a tree or a family pool. I have two lawsuits on my hand for trespassing and I may end up on the sex offender list now because one of the pools had a skinny dipping couple in it. FML."
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When online parachute shopping, it’s probably best to avoid units without any reviews... also what kind of human just casually shops for a parachute online?
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But what about the relatives of the dead person . . . .
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hahaha.. sure not..the negative one probably from the dead people
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Thanks??
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There was this lady who’s parachute failed to open. She landed on an ants nest. The bites from the ants shocked her system she did not die. I want to see her report on a failed parachute!
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This is impossible the impact itself would have been enough to break her back into a thousand pieces that would shoot into the other regions of her body, instantly killing her. Whoever told you this story was either lying or was lied to. Happy Skydiving!!!!!!
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This is exactly what happened to a woman named Joan Murray back on September 25, 1999. Look it up !
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