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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 4

    You’re unlikely to see negative reviews when shopping online for a parachute.

    10:59 AM - 4 Mar 2018
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      2. Quinton Ulm‏ @pretzelpouch Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because the people of which it didn't work on are dead?

        8 replies 2 retweets 29 likes
      3. Steve‏ @_superman_ Mar 4
        Replying to @pretzelpouch @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/c31uptoGM1

        1 reply 1 retweet 151 likes
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      1. Cee (Claudette)Patry‏ @ceepatry Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If the first one doesn’t work. The next one is free.....

        0 replies 0 retweets 57 likes
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      2. Steve Pospisil‏ @mostlyeasy Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You've inspired me to go write a negative review about a parachute right now. I tip my hat to you.

        2 replies 0 retweets 70 likes
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      1. Ben  💚 🍍on 🍕‏ @BenSimons28 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well you don’t actually need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute of you want to do it again!!!

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      2. Dave Essinger‏ @DaveEssinger Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or positive ones for a suicide booth.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Dan the Movie Man‏ @DantheMovieMan Mar 5
        Replying to @DaveEssinger @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/U95keO3YJB

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      1. Ewan Johnson‏ @ew_blue98 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Their family and friends could write it

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      1. TranieeActPart1‏ @ArteryGalore Mar 4
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        heheeh

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      1. Jereline Vasquez‏ @jevada28 Mar 5
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        "This parachute sucks ass. This is the fourth time I've landed in a tree or a family pool. I have two lawsuits on my hand for trespassing and I may end up on the sex offender list now because one of the pools had a skinny dipping couple in it. FML."

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      1. Harshita rawat‏ @Harshita199916 Mar 4
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        Lolpic.twitter.com/QqmsVfYB5g

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      1. Ethan‏ @thEthanfreezin Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When online parachute shopping, it’s probably best to avoid units without any reviews... also what kind of human just casually shops for a parachute online?

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      1. Flame‏ @Flame13813188 Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But what about the relatives of the dead person . . . .

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      2. 𝔸𝕞𝕚𝕣𝕦𝕝 𝔸𝕚𝕫𝕒𝕥‏ @aizaaaatttt_ Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        hahaha.. sure not..the negative one probably from the dead people

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      1. Gabbie‏ @Gabriel06609125 Mar 4
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        Thanks??

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      2. Lots To Do‏ @lotstodosodo Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        There was this lady who’s parachute failed to open. She landed on an ants nest. The bites from the ants shocked her system she did not die. I want to see her report on a failed parachute!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. GameAssassinate‏ @GameAssassinate Mar 5
        Replying to @lotstodosodo @TheWeirdWorld

        This is impossible the impact itself would have been enough to break her back into a thousand pieces that would shoot into the other regions of her body, instantly killing her. Whoever told you this story was either lying or was lied to. Happy Skydiving!!!!!!

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      4. Lots To Do‏ @lotstodosodo Mar 5
        Replying to @GameAssassinate @TheWeirdWorld

        This is exactly what happened to a woman named Joan Murray back on September 25, 1999. Look it up !

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