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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Mar 3

    I could be the last person on Earth and I’d still close the door every time I’d go to the bathroom.

    4:30 PM - 3 Mar 2018
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      1. Mike Toscano‏ @mtosc98 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I would too. Just because I’m the only person left doesn’t mean there aren’t other things that could come in and get me

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      1. ZoltanKarpathy‏ @zoltankarpathy Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That way you skip the possible heart attack if it closed on its own.

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      2. Marilia Coutinho, Ph.D.‏ @mariliacout Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And here, in shower thoughts, we disagree: as soon as I'm the "owner" of an environment with a bathroom, I'll poop with the door open and make it mine. #poopingtheterritory

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Marilia Coutinho, Ph.D.‏ @mariliacout Mar 3
        Replying to @mariliacout @TheWeirdWorld

        (but it's a very friendly disagreement :) )

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      2. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if then you hear someone knocking at the bathroom door?

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Airøtciv‏ @VickyScout_1980 Mar 5
        Replying to @AngryMaxPower @TheWeirdWorld

        Shit comes out easily

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      4. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Mar 5
        Replying to @VickyScout_1980 @TheWeirdWorld

        Then the stench will make the knocker go away.

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      1. shells daovarybuster‏ @DaOvarybuster1 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Door ajar!

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      1. (◐ ε ◑)‏ @Gabricator Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ikr. Privacy is key 👌

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      1. Pari'Ȥ‏ @ParinaazIsHere Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Habit idiot

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      1. Melanie Harvey‏ @peridot336 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        i wouldnt

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      1. Pigeoneer‏ @essaydraft Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'd still stay in and drink coffee, joke.

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      2. DeWanna_Wanga‏ @Dennis_1289 Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        At home? No way. It’s my place. Who am I hiding from? Haha

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Mar 3
        Replying to @Dennis_1289 @TheWeirdWorld

        Your still not traumatised daughter?

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      4. DeWanna_Wanga‏ @Dennis_1289 Mar 4
        Replying to @Keuwee @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha, I don’t have kids. Probably never will. Cat might get traumatized though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Mar 5
        Replying to @Dennis_1289 @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol makes sense

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      1. Da'Bozack‏ @Ponokyo Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's because no one can ever be certain that they're the last person on Earth.

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      2. D. Scherrer‏ @d25scherrer Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @buggie2507

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      2. Scott Lee Gouveia‏ @sluggokaimikawa Mar 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I like my privacy. Even if no one else is at home, I close the door.

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