Maybe it's just a glitch in The Matrix
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we bite our tongues, we elected trump, we eat tide pods, were going backwards
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Except some people don't know how to bite their tongues
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Unless there’s (or was) a mutation that makes tongues smaller, and all the big-tongued people die, then it’s not going to change.
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Nothing to do with evolution; it’s so damn big and takes up so much of your mouth it’s impossible to avoid biting it occasionally.
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What about our lip, and inside the cheek :(
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We still manage to bite our mouth ulcer, repeatedly.
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And cheeks, and lips.
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That's funny shit!
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Evolution? See Donald Trump. What a weird example of evolution.
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Right...evolution
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Yeah so what?
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Is it amazing though? I mean, people are eating Tide pods, so..........
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Tongues... not so much, but I am so flipping tired of biting the inside of my cheek when I chew! SO...FLIPPING TIRED!
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Nothing like evolution. . .God created Man
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Proof? No? Ok
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Proof? No? Ok
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