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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 26

    Imagine the sound a centipede would make wearing tiny flip-flops on every foot.

    6:01 PM - 26 Feb 2018
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      2. Wendy Escobar‏ @wendyescobarx Feb 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @_space_wanderer we sampling this?

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      3. The Space Wanderer‏ @_space_wanderer Feb 26
        Replying to @wendyescobarx @TheWeirdWorld

        Let’s do it

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      1. raj‏ @rajnshah Feb 27
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      1. Kelvinator‏ @KevinPuzio Feb 26
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        What a great drum solo!

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      1. Up Yer Kilt ( I Follow Back )‏ @Angus_84 Feb 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @phellowaduvaga1

        99 clump 99 clump thats on with a wooden leg

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      1.  👻GreenBird49‏ @Greenbird49 Feb 26
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        Id be stepping on thatpic.twitter.com/XjDqz2hKCt

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      1. lex‏ @_namins Feb 26
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        That's what good fapping sounds like

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      1. Scott Terzian‏ @scott_terzian Feb 26
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      1. Ashley Wang‏ @AshleydotWang Feb 27
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        Plip plop plip plop plip plop plip plop

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      1. Sarina Rules‏ @HuntressSarina Feb 27
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        Or taps

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      1. | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)‏ @lobster_doodle Feb 27
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        You posted his about a week agopic.twitter.com/Yx74v7DWOz

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      1. The Burning Sun‏ @KumarLodhi1 Feb 27
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        Don't worry...I hv strong arms to pullout its flip flop...let it come...to my way...pic.twitter.com/AwNMKKqsRW

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      1. Savannah Schulze‏ @sav_schulze26 Feb 26
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        gotta love crying for almost two hours straight.... thanks grey’s anatomy

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      1. K‏ @stormystin Feb 26
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        I like this account, but u guys post a lot of the same stuff over and over.

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      1. Jesse Reed‏ @JesseRandReed Feb 26
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        Or walking through Target with wet shoes! SQUEAKY!

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      1. Adam Gasior‏ @AdamSG05 Feb 26
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        What about a wet flip flops on a hard floor, that splat everyone they flop

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      1. TrashyTurtle‏ @trashy_turtle Feb 26
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      1. zZiinafo‏ @zKyRidez Feb 26
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        Bleh

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