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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 24

    If humans could fly, we’d consider it exercise and never do it.

    11:18 AM - 24 Feb 2018
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      2.  💀Gayzilla but spooky 🕸 🕷‏ @mark53845 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If I could fly I'd probably never touch the ground again.

        1 reply 2 retweets 29 likes
      3. Keuwee‏ @Keuwee Feb 24
        Replying to @mark53845 @TheWeirdWorld

        What about sleeping and playing videogames

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Averie Collingsworth‏ @Averie_col Feb 24
        Replying to @Keuwee @mark53845 @TheWeirdWorld

        Sleep on clouds

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      5. FUUGHAZI‏ @Athiei8 Feb 24
        Replying to @Averie_col @Keuwee and

        I don’t think that’s how it workspic.twitter.com/aHPo6wBnf5

        0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. Colby‏ @colbyHD_ Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’d be the only exercise I would ever do

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      1. Ebba the Fangirl‏ @ebbaottiliaeffi Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If humans could fly we most likely would all be very fit, at least me

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      1. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        We can't fly?... that explains a lot tyvm

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      1. Fallen Brothers Culture‏ @Fallen_Bros Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Homo slothius maybe Not all humans shy away from exercise. Some actually care about their health and don't want to feel like shit all the time lol

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      1. doooiwanna‏ @14Mvi0DXnSS0t5A Feb 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If i could fly,i would never do it because I’m scared of heights.I can't stand even two meters.pic.twitter.com/kVAwS4M1oO

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      1. Shia‏ @libumeracku Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @tonimilun

        Wouldn't work for me, I drink a lot, would probably end up smashing in to skyscraper :(

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      1. Shawn Ae The Deed‏ @ShawnOfTheFlynn Feb 24
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        If i could fly its all i would do

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      1. marsha‏ @marsha_becht Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol so true

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      1. sika_kwasi‏ @sika_kwasi30 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        straight #fact

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      1.  🍁 Autumn Seawitch  🎃‏ @autumn_seawitch Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Pft. I live for exercising.

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      1. TabbyKat‏ @KatGlasspanda Mar 7
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        With logic like that, maybe people can LOL!

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      1. catherine 🍃‏ @wintercath_ Feb 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol, we'd start complaining "oh why isn't teleporting a thing?? So much easier than stupid flying."

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      1. Weyes (It's a new thing)‏ @DephLawnMower Feb 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Bullshit, I'd fly everywhere.

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      1. Mariya‏ @mariya2201 Feb 24
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe then we'll try to teleport. Can't help that humans always seek shortcuts.

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