Moving this coffee table would be easy but instead FULL RAMING SPEED
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#sniglet Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. - 1 more reply
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And when the vacuum doesn't suck it up, do I admit defeat & pick it up? Hell no! I detach the hose & keep running over it w/ that!!

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In the shower?
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Well, wet paper would be hard to vacuum
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I love to spit in the face of logic, then run it over with my vacuum.
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Sounds kinda like a metaphor for life, or at least MY life.
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So the young lady in the French maids outfit you let in doesn't vacuum?
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My pride won't let me allow the vacuum cleaner to get away with not doing it's job.
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I literally busted out laughing at this
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That's so true! lol
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And if all else conpleatly fails, pick it up and put it in the vacuum
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Things that make you wonder, Who’s in charge of my life and why do I make things so difficult?
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I picked up a tiny piece of paper and dropped it in front of the robot vacuum's path instead of putting it in the trash today.
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