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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 23

    Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I’m gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

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      1. DJ Revenge‏ @DJRevenge907 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Moving this coffee table would be easy but instead FULL RAMING SPEED

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      2. J‏ @1serious_joker Feb 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's a #sniglet Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

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      1. Yay for Me!‏ @notthisagain77 Feb 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And when the vacuum doesn't suck it up, do I admit defeat & pick it up? Hell no! I detach the hose & keep running over it w/ that!! 😂😂

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      2. Mike :D‏ @MikecolonD Feb 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In the shower?

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      3.  ⚠️ 🚸Caution: Legos Ahead 🚸 ⚠️ 🚳 📵 🚭 🔞 🚷 🚯‏ @TayBar80 Feb 24
        Replying to @MikecolonD @TheWeirdWorld

        Well, wet paper would be hard to vacuum

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      2. Mau‏ @JackSpadesXIII Feb 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I love to spit in the face of logic, then run it over with my vacuum.

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      1. The Real Finnegan Friday‏ @Finnegan_Friday Feb 23
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        Sounds kinda like a metaphor for life, or at least MY life.

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      1. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Feb 24
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        So the young lady in the French maids outfit you let in doesn't vacuum?

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      1. Janis‏ @jstjanis Feb 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My pride won't let me allow the vacuum cleaner to get away with not doing it's job.

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      1. Alex Parker‏ @ZanderThinks Feb 23
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        I literally busted out laughing at this

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      1. DeniseE‏ @Denise_Jac_ Feb 23
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        That's so true! lol

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      1. ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤‏ @123chrisbenoit Feb 23
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        And if all else conpleatly fails, pick it up and put it in the vacuum

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      1. Rich Walker‏ @rawartdesign Mar 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @esorila_blurred

        Things that make you wonder, Who’s in charge of my life and why do I make things so difficult?

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      1. Sue 🌊voteblueNov6th‏ @resister1313 Feb 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I picked up a tiny piece of paper and dropped it in front of the robot vacuum's path instead of putting it in the trash today.😅

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