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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 21

    We are trying to have a baby. Is really a couple going around telling everyone they are having lots of sex

    8:46 PM - 21 Feb 2018
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      2. Omar Guillen‏ @LucianLegacy Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "We're having unprotected, regularly scheduled sex and he also cums inside me."

        1 reply 1 retweet 44 likes
      3. Dolla Bill Gates‏ @savageBillGates Feb 21
        Replying to @LucianLegacy @TheWeirdWorld

        Sounds like a good time daddy

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. alexis.E.yo‏ @AlexisEblin Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Trueee :0

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dolla Bill Gates‏ @savageBillGates Feb 21
        Replying to @AlexisEblin @TheWeirdWorld

        Hey you 18?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Evan‏ @evannn_n Feb 21
        Replying to @savageBillGates @AlexisEblin @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/4ndLKr3Ll4

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      5. Dolla Bill Gates‏ @savageBillGates Feb 21
        Replying to @evannn_n @AlexisEblin @TheWeirdWorld

        Hit that follow my man

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. FluffyAnimals‏ @ladypikachin Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No it's not, gosh. It's couple telling ppl that they spend a lot of time and money to see doctors and seek alternative treatments, and that they're praying to their God day and night and want ppl to pray for them as well... I have PCO. *I KNOW.*

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Daddy Bowser fisting you in the air‏ @erykaaaamah Feb 22
        Replying to @ladypikachin @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/xHUtrP2Cbk

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      2. Anne‏ @Anne19521 Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You don’t need lots of sex to have a baby you just need one lucky shot

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      4. Anne‏ @Anne19521 Feb 21
        Replying to @iYOUSIF1989 @TheWeirdWorld

        A million to one

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. JoVená Johnson‏ @Sensei_Jovie Feb 23
        Replying to @Anne19521 @iYOUSIF1989 @TheWeirdWorld

        Not true. What you're saying is that if a couple had sex one million times, she would only get pregnant once.. Babies are quite common. Most people get pregnant within 7 months.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Anne‏ @Anne19521 Feb 23
        Replying to @Sensei_Jovie @iYOUSIF1989 @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s not what I ment.because there is so much sperm it only takes ont to get in the egg and bingo you have a baby but there are millions fighting to get in thus one shot

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. JoVená Johnson‏ @Sensei_Jovie Feb 24
        Replying to @Anne19521 @iYOUSIF1989 @TheWeirdWorld

        Ok, but saying they have a "million to one chance" is basically saying that the chances of success is slim. But the chances of success for having a baby is high. Why else would so many places have over population problems?

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      2. Jubo  🎃‏ @Jubo_Thomas Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well whenever you say congrats on the baby, what you are really saying (As @PFTCommenter would say), Congrats on the sex.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Spooky Lad‏ @AMcDude Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or during marriage, you're basically shaking your wife's father's hand to say, "I'm going to fuck your daughter so hard tonight".

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      2. Bobby Ford‏ @BobbyFo95635371 Feb 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm done on that

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      3. Bobby Ford‏ @BobbyFo95635371 Feb 22
        Replying to @BobbyFo95635371 @TheWeirdWorld

        Over an over again getting old

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Stephanie Taylor‏ @Stephan82799031 Feb 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        THANK YOU

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