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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 21

    Since pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves human flesh, eating pineapple is basically a race to see who can digest who first.

    7:31 PM - 21 Feb 2018
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    36 replies 443 retweets 2,917 likes
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      2. Wobbly‏ @wobblyturkey Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So if I wanted to get rid of a body all I’d need to do is cover it with a few cans of pineapple chunks? Asking for a friend.

        1 reply 4 retweets 28 likes
      3. F A I S A L 信じる 🎃‏ @FaisalFury92 Feb 21
        Replying to @wobblyturkey @TheWeirdWorld

        Or Hawaiian pizza slices

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Eric Hoffman‏ @thebowlingchef5 Feb 21
        Replying to @FaisalFury92 @wobblyturkey @TheWeirdWorld

        So that's why they out pineapple on pizza I got it now

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. 𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓴𝓼𝓱𝓲‏ @Meenakshiiik Feb 21
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        pic.twitter.com/6YQEqpgjgM

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      2. Hipsta Bear 🐻‏ @juicyfruit767 Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Evil fucking pineapple I knew it!

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      1. Brandon Watkins‏ @Disturbed395 Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No wonder why it doesn't belong on pizza

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      1. Enigma Fight Picks‏ @EnigmaFights Feb 22
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        Damn..... This might be the reason why I used to feel my tongue burn... When eating Pineapple !!

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      1. Howard Chen‏ @HowardVulcanix Feb 22
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        So then spongebob......

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      1.  🌊 🎷‏ @shisteremily Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I love pineapple tho

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      1. David Jenkins‏ @dajinx13813 Feb 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If it gives you heartburn, the pineapple is winning!! Lol

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      1. Bob with Kirby‏ @PeterR2025 Feb 21
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        the power of mucus

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      1. Daaviid Logan‏ @David_Logan81 Feb 21
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        It's called applepine.

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      1. Payton Moore‏ @VolutedMarlin Feb 21
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        A duel to the death

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      1. Khloe‏ @Khloe_ccc Feb 26
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        so you guy never soak it in salt water before eatting it?

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      1. SharonPetridesStanf‏ @SharonPetridesS Feb 25
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Maemay081012

        Where did you get this fact from? Not true.

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      1. Deepa R‏ @DeepaR21 Feb 23
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        Yeeewwww! I never knew this.

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