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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 19

    How women feel when you unhook their bras and rub the strap line is probably exactly how dogs feel when you remove their collar and scratch their necks.

    12:31 PM - 19 Feb 2018
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    25 replies 400 retweets 2,894 likes
      1. Ryo le Ryū‏ @DracoAlpestris Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Man, I don't want to know what you do to your dog after removing his collar 😓😂

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      1. Thoughtsforthought‏ @KaiThought Feb 21
        Replying to @ginaoair1 @TheWeirdWorld

        Michael needs to get their act together then 😂

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      1. Some artist‏ @Artsychild00 Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well no, I can tell you we feel better, those god damn bras are like taking of one of those body compactors

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      1. bean‏ @beanpops1 Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When you’ve never had that feeling ;-;pic.twitter.com/EL1hsoxvI7

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      2. Jack‏ @_Jackuar_ Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Makes sense cuz they're both biches. (SARCASM PLEASE DONT KILL ME)

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Douglas Dawson‏ @Douglas02926988 Feb 19
        Replying to @_Jackuar_ @TheWeirdWorld

        For better sarcasm in the future, male dogs AREN'T BITCHES. Bless his heart

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Likening a dog to a woman?... Now we know why you're spending so much time in the shower.

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      1. 80's Child‏ @colleen_prouty Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly and it can even get my foot moving..lol

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      1. Christy Dietz‏ @DietzChristy1 Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ohhhhh, ahhhhh, woof!pic.twitter.com/SZ281wPj81

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      1. vezpa_girl‏ @Vezpa_girl Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well, now we know what gender you are- NOT female.

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      1. efstathios mylonas‏ @emylonas Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @KendallKayden

        That’s funny :-)

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      2. g r a e m e a y a n d a  🎭‏ @graemeXayanda Feb 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @_Ayandambele is this true?

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      3. Yandy 💕‏ @_Ayandambele Feb 21
        Replying to @graemeXayanda

        i don't know im not a dog but the bra snap thing is top 2 after a long day.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🌊 Tracey  🌊‏ @celticmaiden76 Feb 19
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        pic.twitter.com/JmMHEnjoDd

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      1. Cray/Mural‏ @SarcasticMallow Feb 21
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        I don't know this feeling yet But I bet that's spot on

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