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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 14

    When a cashier asks if you found everything you were looking for, take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, “I have now.”

    6:00 PM - 14 Feb 2018
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      1. FluffyAnimals‏ @ladypikachin Feb 14
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        Hi! Ever thought of creating a second account? not shower thoughts, but more like--pic.twitter.com/0pgovWzIIS

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      1. 白犬ハイパー‏ @A4IHyper Feb 14
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        "Security!"

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      1. Ronnie O'Sullifan‏ @_RocketFan147 Feb 14
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        then wave freedom goodbye, you're going to jail

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      1. The meme diddiler‏ @Lermpnoide Feb 15
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        As a bagger that would make even me uncomfortable

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      1. SniperLord‏ @SniperLord66 Feb 14
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        Yo chill bro

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      1. Cat ♡‏ @cat_dunn_ Feb 16
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        @one4lifez

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      1. huggy bare Dreg-O-Society  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @seriouslybare Feb 14
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        I usually break into that U2 song

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      1. Godstime‏ @emmagodstime Feb 14
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        Well it depend on a loads factors like; cashier's age, gender, physical appearance etc.

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      1. Laine‏ @SoulfulPanther Feb 14
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        @Desireek11_11 I swear to God if u showed up when I was at work and did this I would die 😂😂😂

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      2. Maria Asif‏ @mariaasiff Feb 15
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        Something Alexander would do @B_WilliamsX @hasscodie

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      2. Fib‏ @Advilpm01 Feb 14
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        @YoungGamer711

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      1. Benny Carr‏ @carrbenny2017 Feb 15
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        Works. Every. Time.

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      1. Maab‏ @MaabBuk Feb 15
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        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Mark Pinney‏ @MarkPinney6 Feb 15
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        Safe

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      1. Ni Putu Wulan R.‏ @Wulan_92 Feb 15
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        Why I've never thought about it 😂

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      1. Maria Lúcia Batezat‏ @MBatezat Feb 15
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        Assédio!!! 😂😂😂

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      1. hacker69‏ @hacker8755 Feb 15
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        Hilarious

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      1. Malini Maharaj‏ @Martina69331 Feb 15
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        Looking for trouble

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