I used to operate an aircraft carrier (along with 6000 of my closest friends) That little label never got me a day off work.pic.twitter.com/tR1YKkh5K6
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Thank you for your service!



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Ikr like why can’t they use normal englishes
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Along the same lines, when a med says “don’t drink alcohol while taking” I assume that’s literal. Before, after, fine. Just not while actually “taking” the medication.
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I loved the fact that I found that same warning from my dog's medicine
I didn't let him drive a car for days 

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I think tractors, road graders, semi’s
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OMG, you too? I always think of a backhoe.
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Yes. Or a train or something. :)
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I was thinking millennium falcon or death star. But saying "car" or "stay your ass home" would be more effective
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I always think of a sewing machine, ever try to lift one of those things?
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Hell yeah

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Mine goes to backhoes, loaders, and tanks. Heavy machinery doesn't stop at construction for me!
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LOL...I always think of bulldozers.
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