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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 12

    When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

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      2. Desireecl‏ @desireecl Feb 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I used to operate an aircraft carrier (along with 6000 of my closest friends) That little label never got me a day off work.pic.twitter.com/tR1YKkh5K6

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3.  🎃 🎃 👾KAREN 👾 🎃 🎃‏ @RenHart1965 Feb 12
        Replying to @desireecl @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank you for your service!💙💚💙💚

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      2. larry schilling‏ @Larztheguru Feb 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The bagger 288pic.twitter.com/D5mahTq7fs

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      1. Jordan Stevenson‏ @TheRealSYOTOS Feb 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ikr like why can’t they use normal englishes

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      2. Tom Nentwig‏ @TomNentwig Feb 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Along the same lines, when a med says “don’t drink alcohol while taking” I assume that’s literal. Before, after, fine. Just not while actually “taking” the medication.

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      1. MMK‏ @MollysSnowart Feb 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I loved the fact that I found that same warning from my dog's medicine 😂 I didn't let him drive a car for days 😂🐕🚗

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      1. Christopher Sullivan 🌊 🌊 🌊 🇺🇸‏ @dudeolsen2 Feb 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think tractors, road graders, semi’s

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      2. WeAreAllThePlaidShirtGuy‏ @twinsmom60 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @MrsRiley31914

        OMG, you too? I always think of a backhoe.

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      3. Kristin Joy Riley‏ @MrsRiley31914 Feb 13
        Replying to @twinsmom60 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes. Or a train or something. :)

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      1. jason davis‏ @jasond1215 Feb 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I was thinking millennium falcon or death star. But saying "car" or "stay your ass home" would be more effective

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      1. Goose Kevin‏ @discountedtacos Feb 13
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        pic.twitter.com/XguWN7tkb5

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      1. KT 🍀‏ @TheCelticKT Feb 13
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        Yep, I imagine this is what they are fearing:pic.twitter.com/GdBoyS2JxT

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      1. ℰm-☾hantress𖤐‏ @emilyofjane Feb 13
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        I always thought of a steam rollerpic.twitter.com/s2OkwgAcgY

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      1. robert turner‏ @coopsthedog Feb 13
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        I always think of a sewing machine, ever try to lift one of those things?

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      1. jada  🤪‏ @vibesofahippie Feb 12
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        Hell yeah 😂😂

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      1. WadeWson‏ @wadewpnx Feb 14
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        @vin_cenz

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      1. Kaycee Kincaid‏ @kayceed99 Feb 13
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mine goes to backhoes, loaders, and tanks. Heavy machinery doesn't stop at construction for me!😜

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      1. Anya Marie Dobson‏ @TiemannAnne Feb 13
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        LOL...I always think of bulldozers.😂

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