And I’d just tell everyone to call me by my last name and no one would know
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Master Masters
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
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Ships deliver cargo, and cars and trucks deliver shipments.
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And those with bachelors degrees must be called 'Bachelors'
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And they can’t get married
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The real problem is to the married people with bachelors degrees.
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Gotta get a divorce
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Awkward if their last name is “Bates”.
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it makes sense. So, following your logic, someone working with broadcasting should be named "bro".
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@gandork04 in a few months can i call you bachelor Arianna? -
that’s the whole reason i’m getting the degree
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Wait. We're NOT supposed to do that?
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I could live with that. Then again, it would make me feel like I work in some S&M dungeon. Yep, I could live with that!
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And then we start calling people bachelors, and everyone gets pissed off.
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You can call me bachelor
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