You toast bread, not toast.
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But once the toasting process had begun you are now toasting toast. Which is clearly what was said. :)
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It’s not toast until it’s popped out. It’s bread while it’s in the toaster.
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What if you put the bread in,Set the dial. Toaster runs the appropriate length of time, but it doesn’t pop. Something broke in the mechanical mechanism to pop the subject matter out of the toaster. The toaster has turned off. What is the subject matter left inside? Bread or toast
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Man, I’m tired... I was being an ass on purpose. lol
whatever is in the toaster is wasted and isn’t warm enough for butter. Ha! Cheers 
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I’m just having fun myself. I would hope noone was taking this seriously. P.s. it’s toast
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lol that was a nice conversation
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I just learned that the numbers on a toasters dial stand for minutes. Not levels of toastiness.
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Wow - somehow i achieved 33 years on earth without knowing that. Thankyou sir.

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Wow I’ve gone nearly 50 & never knew! Shook.
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The Force is strong with this one!
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Yeah and some people should stick a fork in it whilst toasting to lift it out and check ;)
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Hahaha natural selection, am I right? Gotta deduct a few points for advocating suicide though, nothing I can do about that. Me and the boys decided on 7/10. Keep it up!
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its not suicidal to stick a fork in a toaster. and why are you rating peoples comments?
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Not suicidal but could be funny! And yeah what is the comment rating thing all about?!pic.twitter.com/HfaBnoc7pT
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Haha my mistake! I'll throw in some extra points for the misunderstanding! 9/10. It's exactly as it sounds! Me and the boys give ratings to comments we find in threads. Our goal is to make the internet a more pleasant, literate and interesting place for everyone who uses it!
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