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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 9

    Someone should invent a clear toaster so that we can see exactly how much we are toasting our toast.

    10:02 AM - 9 Feb 2018
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    95 replies 1,798 retweets 11,083 likes
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      2. Dreoilín ÓCoigligh‏ @DreoilinO Feb 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You toast bread, not toast.

        3 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
      3. Robert Neary‏ @Gr8Roboodobbie Feb 9
        Replying to @DreoilinO @TheWeirdWorld

        But once the toasting process had begun you are now toasting toast. Which is clearly what was said. :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
      4. Dreoilín ÓCoigligh‏ @DreoilinO Feb 9
        Replying to @Gr8Roboodobbie @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s not toast until it’s popped out. It’s bread while it’s in the toaster.

        3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      5. Robert Neary‏ @Gr8Roboodobbie Feb 9
        Replying to @DreoilinO @TheWeirdWorld

        What if you put the bread in,Set the dial. Toaster runs the appropriate length of time, but it doesn’t pop. Something broke in the mechanical mechanism to pop the subject matter out of the toaster. The toaster has turned off. What is the subject matter left inside? Bread or toast

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Dreoilín ÓCoigligh‏ @DreoilinO Feb 9
        Replying to @Gr8Roboodobbie @TheWeirdWorld

        Man, I’m tired... I was being an ass on purpose. lol 🤪 whatever is in the toaster is wasted and isn’t warm enough for butter. Ha! Cheers 🍻

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Robert Neary‏ @Gr8Roboodobbie Feb 9
        Replying to @DreoilinO @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m just having fun myself. I would hope noone was taking this seriously. P.s. it’s toast

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      8.  🥚PolygonDonut 🥚‏ @polygon_donut Feb 9
        Replying to @Gr8Roboodobbie @DreoilinO @TheWeirdWorld

        lol that was a nice conversation

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Robert Neary‏ @Gr8Roboodobbie Feb 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just learned that the numbers on a toasters dial stand for minutes. Not levels of toastiness.

        8 replies 3 retweets 48 likes
      3. Susan Munro‏ @salientscript Feb 9
        Replying to @Gr8Roboodobbie @TheWeirdWorld

        Wow - somehow i achieved 33 years on earth without knowing that. Thankyou sir. 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      4. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Feb 9
        Replying to @salientscript @Gr8Roboodobbie @TheWeirdWorld

        Wow I’ve gone nearly 50 & never knew! Shook.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Tayda Head‏ @spraggamuffin Feb 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

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        1 reply 3 retweets 22 likes
      3. T Crumpler‏ @TCrumpler3 Feb 9
        Replying to @spraggamuffin @TheWeirdWorld

        The Force is strong with this one!

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Greg‏ @GregTheKegFwood Feb 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

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        3 replies 0 retweets 37 likes
      3. Dannii‏ @Danniipants Feb 9
        Replying to @GregTheKegFwood @TheWeirdWorld

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      2. Firemountain‏ @BMerc_ Feb 9
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah and some people should stick a fork in it whilst toasting to lift it out and check ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Trash Bandicoot‏ @smuckerfucker Feb 9
        Replying to @BMerc_ @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahaha natural selection, am I right? Gotta deduct a few points for advocating suicide though, nothing I can do about that. Me and the boys decided on 7/10. Keep it up!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. bwillsisabeast‏ @bwills02isbeast Feb 9
        Replying to @smuckerfucker @TheWeirdWorld

        its not suicidal to stick a fork in a toaster. and why are you rating peoples comments?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Firemountain‏ @BMerc_ Feb 9
        Replying to @bwills02isbeast @smuckerfucker @TheWeirdWorld

        Not suicidal but could be funny! And yeah what is the comment rating thing all about?!pic.twitter.com/HfaBnoc7pT

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Trash Bandicoot‏ @smuckerfucker Feb 9
        Replying to @BMerc_ @bwills02isbeast @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha my mistake! I'll throw in some extra points for the misunderstanding! 9/10. It's exactly as it sounds! Me and the boys give ratings to comments we find in threads. Our goal is to make the internet a more pleasant, literate and interesting place for everyone who uses it!

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1.  🎃The  👻 life of Sissi  🥀‏ @Orlog2verdandi Feb 9
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