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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 5

    If I was immortal, I would probably just become a massive procrastinator.

    7:01 PM - 5 Feb 2018
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      1. Vincent Byrd‏ @imjustvinsaiyan Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh absolutely. Just be like, I'll do that tomorrow. I'm five hundred years old, won't be going anywhere.

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      2. shwnsgl‏ @shwnsgl Feb 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is my daughter!!!!!

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      3. Trash Bandicoot‏ @smuckerfucker Feb 6
        Replying to @shwnsgl @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahaha kids, am I right? I was gonna give you a 9 for relatability, but those extra exclamation points are, interestingly enough, gonna cost you a few points. 7/10, keep up the good parenting.

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      4. shwnsgl‏ @shwnsgl Feb 8
        Replying to @smuckerfucker @TheWeirdWorld

        Never was good in school. Was a great Medical Student though.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Trash Bandicoot‏ @smuckerfucker Feb 8
        Replying to @shwnsgl @TheWeirdWorld

        Even better! 10/10, selfless af, will retweet.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Trash Bandicoot‏ @smuckerfucker Feb 6
        Replying to @Lil_CSA @TheWeirdWorld

        Whoa, that's Carl Jung level deep right there! 8/10, needs a degree in psychology.

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      2. Jazzy is a witchy witch‏ @EdgiestUsername Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As if I wasn't one already

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      1. ____________‏ @underscoreboi Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I already am

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      1. cuteperson90‏ @maia77842118 Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Me too fam

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      2. FreelanceOpportunist 🇭🇲‏ @FreeOpportunist Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @KurtKutscher2

        If was immortal, id just kill myself

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      3. Kurt Kutscher‏ @KurtKutscher2 Feb 5
        Replying to @FreeOpportunist @TheWeirdWorld

        Isn't that un needed redundancy...

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      1. Amey Davate‏ @ab5tracto Feb 6
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        I don't think I need immortality for that😅

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      1. foxy_willow‏ @foxy_willow Feb 5
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        Procrastinate on death in order to reach immortality......

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      1. Joshua Crane‏ @JoshuaC94422992 Feb 6
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        If I was Immortal no I've become a master procrastinator for at least a couple hundred years or two or three

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      2. Adam Krause‏ @Adam__Krause Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Classic example of existentialism

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      3. Raechel Decker‏ @Rae_of_sun17 Feb 6
        Replying to @Adam__Krause @TheWeirdWorld

        Goddammit @Adam__Krause I thought we were done with AP English

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      4. Adam Krause‏ @Adam__Krause Feb 6
        Replying to @Rae_of_sun17 @TheWeirdWorld

        It never ends

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