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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 3

    The phrase “I slept like a baby” is a little misleading as babies tend to shit themselves while asleep and wake up crying every 2 hours.

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      2. No soy yo‏ @7thAlterEgo Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So as "I sleep like a log". Logs don't sleep.

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      3. Goose Kevin‏ @discountedtacos Feb 3
        Replying to @7thAlterEgo @TheWeirdWorld

        Just means they roll in their sleep I guess.

        0 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
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      1. Ashton Richard‏ @ASHTOOONNNN Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Is that not the norm?

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      1. Andrew, Son of Paul‏ @A_Silver513 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But those 2 hours, phew, 2nd to none

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      1. robert turner‏ @coopsthedog Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But that’s how I slept!

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      2. JackOfAllTrades‏ @JackOfThemAlls Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I slept like that kind of baby last night

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Russian Bot #4815162342000‏ @Wampa_Killer Feb 3
        Replying to @JackOfThemAlls @TheWeirdWorld

        You ok?

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      4. JackOfAllTrades‏ @JackOfThemAlls Feb 3
        Replying to @Wampa_Killer @TheWeirdWorld

        I am not sure

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      1. Morris‏ @MorrisBai_ Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @MeraFromDA Truer words have never been spoken. 😂

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      1. Vladimir Barrière‏ @vladbarr Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s more about how they fall asleep instantly and how undisturbed they are by their surroundings

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      1. Allan Matus‏ @Allan_Matus Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Still a true statement depending on how much you drank.

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      1. m‏ @masonmhal Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah... I slept like a baby

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      2. Craig‏ @bugaboo_baller Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Nathan_Woods_

        Dude, you must not be a senior citizen

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      1. T‏ @Neilturner83 Feb 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @TheMattDean

        I often sleep like a baby

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      1. Akela Stewart‏ @KrysKela Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe it's said because babies typically have nothing to worry about in life so they'll sleep peacefully for the most part

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      1. ...‏ @jentrovert Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I slept like a teenager after a night of partying till 3am

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      1. Chumzy Okolo‏ @ChumzyOkolo Feb 5
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @The_Africanist

        Exactly! I always say this!

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      1. May June‏ @MayJune19714180 Feb 4
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        https://youtu.be/i6vkz5VU31E 

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’ve always thought this was a weird comparison. “I slept like a teenager” would be better 🤣😂

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