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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 3

    Anyone else notice in all the movies featuring Santa; he never goes to the house next door. He just gets on his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles west.

    2:30 PM - 3 Feb 2018
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      1. $!@|\||\|@‏ @SiRebs0421 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        YOU LITERALLY POSTED THIS YESTERDAY

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      1. Yusuf‏ @Ano_Nym777 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How many "good children this year" do you think there is in one single neighborhood? LOL!

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      1.  🍫 BlacC  🇳🇬‏ @goldenconceptng Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        He parks somewhere and the last house he goes to is the house he parked on. It's just the way he likes it.

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Feb 3
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        Why didn’t you post this in December instead of two days on the bounce in January??

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      2. Peto 121‏ @121Peto Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes wonder why my house always gets missed

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      3. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower Feb 3
        Replying to @121Peto @TheWeirdWorld

        Because your street messes up the damned iphone with the maps application.

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      1. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And the parents who don't believe in santa never wonder how all those presents got under the tree if neither of them put them there

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      1. Cαιƚʅყɳ the Princess  💕 👑‏ @Caitlyn_Eliza04 Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh my god... i guess the neughborhood has been very naughty this year 😂

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      1. Ashley Benson‏ @AJBenson09 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah in the Santa Clause movie with Tim Allen he didn't. But ya I feel ya.

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      1. Kimberly‏ @luvely28 Feb 4
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        @RavandCheese

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      1. maty‏ @ItsG0bbles Feb 3
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        @Chloeannedon

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      1. Jasper  🎃‏ @JasperFastest Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Jewish neighborhood

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      2. Badzzzz  🔥 🎮‏ @Kway_Tj6 Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Billyslayz

        😂😂😂😂

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      2. Arif Somji‏ @Arif_Somji Feb 3
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        @_ImranDhalla

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      2. Dair‏ @dairack Feb 3
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        why are you swearing?

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      3. Klaw Schäfer‏ @Klawzor Feb 3
        Replying to @dairack @TheWeirdWorld

        Is there something wrong with that

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      2. randvermerk‏ @randvermerk Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        there is no West at the North pole

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      3. SpoopyPuma 👻‏ @Epic_Boss_Lady Feb 3
        Replying to @randvermerk @TheWeirdWorld

        He's saying after delivering the presents to whatever kid is the focus of the story.

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      4. randvermerk‏ @randvermerk Feb 4
        Replying to @Epic_Boss_Lady @TheWeirdWorld

        all kids around that house were just bad this year

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