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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 2

    Anyone else notice in all the movies featuring Santa; he never goes to the house next door. He just gets on his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles west.

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      2. My autobiography will just be one long shitpost‏ @KentrellRandle Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What I thought was weirder was in all of these movies when the adults didn't know Santa existed, where did they think the gifts were coming from? If they know they didn't buy them themselves, do they just not question where they came from

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      3. Leiloni Johnson‏ @Beautywithn77 Feb 2
        Replying to @KentrellRandle @TheWeirdWorld

        Hmmm... good question 🤔😂. Never thought about that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Geeky Llama‏ @Llama_Geeky Feb 2
        Replying to @Beautywithn77 @KentrellRandle @TheWeirdWorld

        I ALWAYS thought about that. 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick Feb 3
        Replying to @Llama_Geeky @Beautywithn77 and

        Well, obviously, the magic of Santa causes the adults to remember buying the presents even when they didn’t. 😊

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      6. Geeky Llama‏ @Llama_Geeky Feb 3
        Replying to @thesaxychick @Beautywithn77 and

        pic.twitter.com/t2wf29vdFR

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      1. Zackery‏ @ReturnoftheZack Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/ZPsMR7GrZB

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      2. Zackery‏ @ReturnoftheZack Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        False, The Santa Clause

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      3. My autobiography will just be one long shitpost‏ @KentrellRandle Feb 2
        Replying to @ReturnoftheZack @TheWeirdWorld

        He absolutely does that in The Santa Clause. I remember noticing that as a kid. My mom just told me he's a bad Santa.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Zackery‏ @ReturnoftheZack Feb 2
        Replying to @KentrellRandle @TheWeirdWorld

        This is from The Santa Clausepic.twitter.com/yzTVGPI2QJ

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      1. Ben‏ @igoesbymanyname Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Thats a route plan . Goes to the farthest first . The next door can wait . lol

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      2. Johnny Taylor  ⚓ 🚢‏ @the_able_seaman Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That's because the girl next door is naughty...

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. The Crisp‏ @thecrisp69 Feb 3
        Replying to @the_able_seaman @TheWeirdWorld

        Naughty girls need toys too. Their toys are just a little different... ;-)

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      1. Consciousness Rising‏ @conciousness777 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Santa is a break-in artist and a trespasser. He's looking at your kids when they're sleeping and when they're awake. There's something up with guy. If he started ridding around in a black tinted van maybe more people would see his angle.

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      1. ronald grigg‏ @GriggRonald Feb 3
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @HNguyenLy

        There’s a reason for that. Center uses a delivery schedule based on chaos theory.

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      1. Ania‏ @Ania_Skye Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe that’s because that’s the last house he does and that’s why something always goes wrong in it.

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      1. Amelia  🦄 🦖‏ @harford_amelia Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @kxboast_ @stokes_edie

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      1. Chris Prangley‏ @prangsta3 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @megholso 😂

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      1. T dub‏ @trikanasana Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not true in the very Flintstone Christmas he went from the Rubble's to the Flintstones

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      2. Grim‏ @Grim68634408 Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Have u ever noticed that in any movies featuring Santa they usually bring up that the adults don't believe but like If ur a parent and u don't believe how did random president appear in ur house in movies like polar express and the Santa Claus movies 👌👍

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      3. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick Feb 3
        Replying to @Grim68634408 @TheWeirdWorld

        Easy. Santa magic makes parents remember buying the presents even though they didn’t.

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      4. Grim‏ @Grim68634408 Feb 4
        Replying to @thesaxychick @TheWeirdWorld

        But y would he do that

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      5. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick Feb 4
        Replying to @Grim68634408 @TheWeirdWorld

        So that parents don’t ruin children’s faith in Santa by being all, “where did these presents come from? We didn’t buy them!” Confirmation of faith ruins the mystery for children.

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      6. Grim‏ @Grim68634408 Feb 5
        Replying to @thesaxychick @TheWeirdWorld

        I see I see

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