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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Feb 1

    Pregnancy is like a group project where one person gets stuck with all the work.

    5:02 PM - 1 Feb 2018
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    • Dora Armor 🤮 SLIMEZ 🤮 Bent Rules Ginny MeMe Cat Tema Renolds Anxiety Ridden Freak Micheal Huftner விவேகானந்தன்
    30 replies 510 retweets 3,727 likes
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      2. Zero‏ @Zero55328317 Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But then the other funds it for the next 18 years

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Annie Ro‏ @actuallyannie23 Feb 1
        Replying to @Zero55328317 @TheWeirdWorld

        well not always

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      1. JDN‏ @Justweeterin Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well that's not giving father-to-bes' any credit... who takes on extra tasks around home and/or works OT to cover for the meager mat leave pay and impending ray of sunshine. #TwosCompanyThreesAFamily

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      2. Megan McCann‏ @megan_rmccann Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @AshleyBcann

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      3. Yer Boo  👻‏ @AshleyBcann Feb 1
        Replying to @megan_rmccann @TheWeirdWorld

        Ummm but the man has to deal with the women, which is quite the job

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Joanne Bonasso‏ @JoanneBonasso Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yesssssss......pic.twitter.com/Ou4hPh7tEL

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      2. NoobKing0_O‏ @Random_NoobKing Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But how much credit can the guy take?

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      3. Logan Williams‏ @LoganWi51537242 Feb 2
        Replying to @Random_NoobKing @TheWeirdWorld

        None because they don’t want to realize a man is almost essentially need to raise a baby or to get a girl pregnant that last one he is needed but they don’t like to recognize that a man is needed throughout life

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Degetika‏ @Degetika Feb 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        do 2 make a group? cause otherwise group session that end with a pregnancy :) non good hahaha

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      1. Brunkowski – Em Recuperação Judicial‏ @SorBrun Feb 1
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        @allnclh

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It takes two! How’s that a group project??

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      1. Vivian Martinez‏ @VivClaire Feb 2
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        @andie1041 @_toyaa6 😂

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      1. Sagho‏ @X_Sagho_X Feb 1
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        Ye the men

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      1. Ben‏ @NoelzzzzRektYou Feb 1
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        Bruh then take the man outa the relationship and see what happens

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      2. FluffyAnimals‏ @ladypikachin Feb 1
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ayy~ I checked your instagram. You're a guy ^^

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. basketball fan‏ @JESUSISLORD002 Feb 1
        Replying to @ladypikachin @TheWeirdWorld

        He steals a bunch of these then tweets them

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. FluffyAnimals‏ @ladypikachin Feb 1
        Replying to @JESUSISLORD002 @LegoatJames2 @TheWeirdWorld

        He does,, and he recycles some of them, too. I like this kind of showerthoughts tweets so I remember every tweets I read somewhere else

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Ikhsan Azhari‏ @Azharpho Feb 1
        Replying to @ladypikachin @LegoatJames2 @TheWeirdWorld

        So who steals who..? Instagram guy or.. they are the same person..?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. FluffyAnimals‏ @ladypikachin Feb 1
        Replying to @Azharpho @TheWeirdWorld

        The instagram looks personal. And there's ONE time this account tweeted about personal stuff (he was expressing a grief) regardless the twitter concept/persona. That's when I realized there's a real person running this account, and that person is PROBABLY the guy in the instagram

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