Shouldn't their first birthday song be 3 months after they're born? Cause a baby is only 9 months old.
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BIRTH day...not year day
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Viability of living out of the womb day is more like it.
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Let me repeat: BIRTHday. Not first cell division day.
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Lol. I can't believe you all are arguing the semantics of birthday on a Twitter post from someone who also tweeted, "Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed." Don't be obtuse. This is supposed to be facetious.
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What makes you think anyone is arguing?

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You're right, let's be friends. How about together we come up with an alternative day? Maybe Conception Day. It has to be 40 weeks before your BIRTHday. You get to choose a day within a 5 day period. Then you go out and celebrate your Conception.
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I dare you to go into a hospital and start singing Happy Birthday to random people's babies and see the response you get from both employee's and parents.
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Nurse: “Sir, we have an emergency in the burn victim unit! We need you on, stat!” Doctor: “Hang on, Margaret, I’m busy. Happy birthday to you. Happy bir-
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Nurse: “Doctor, this is serious!”
Doctor: “SO IS THIS! How old are you now
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I’m dying



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We don't want the first birthday song to be ruined by bad vocals
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Do you understand how many times maternity nurses would have to sing that per day
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We did when my sister was born, actually.
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Because the doctor is smoking, the father is seeing if his hand is broken, and the mother is thanking god that morphine was invented. That's my conclusion.
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They play a lullaby over the loud speakers in the hospital in Cheyenne, WY when a baby is born.
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Man, that makes so many sense...
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The first year is all about survival. And actually if the gestation is 9 mos. there birthday would fall someone where 3 mos. after. Oh you meant happy coming out of the canal day! Got it.
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Actually, in Argentina or spanish countries we call it "feliz cumpleaños" something like "happy year". So we dont sing happy birthday at the hospital because is not exactly a new year
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