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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 27

    Why don’t we sing happy birthday to babies at the hospital on their actual birth day.

    12:00 PM - 27 Jan 2018
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      2. Arturo Gonzalez‏ @jonsknowsnothin Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Shouldn't their first birthday song be 3 months after they're born? Cause a baby is only 9 months old.

        13 replies 6 retweets 77 likes
      3. Jea Kob‏ @JaaykRich Jan 27
        Replying to @jonsknowsnothin @TheWeirdWorld

        BIRTH day...not year day

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. Arturo Gonzalez‏ @jonsknowsnothin Jan 27
        Replying to @JaaykRich @TheWeirdWorld

        Viability of living out of the womb day is more like it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. AEEEL‏ @86Und Jan 27
        Replying to @jonsknowsnothin @JaaykRich @TheWeirdWorld

        Let me repeat: BIRTHday. Not first cell division day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      6. Arturo Gonzalez‏ @jonsknowsnothin Jan 27
        Replying to @86Und @JaaykRich @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol. I can't believe you all are arguing the semantics of birthday on a Twitter post from someone who also tweeted, "Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed." Don't be obtuse. This is supposed to be facetious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Jea Kob‏ @JaaykRich Jan 27
        Replying to @jonsknowsnothin @86Und @TheWeirdWorld

        What makes you think anyone is arguing? 🤔

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Arturo Gonzalez‏ @jonsknowsnothin Jan 27
        Replying to @JaaykRich @86Und @TheWeirdWorld

        You're right, let's be friends. How about together we come up with an alternative day? Maybe Conception Day. It has to be 40 weeks before your BIRTHday. You get to choose a day within a 5 day period. Then you go out and celebrate your Conception.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jārrïd‏ @Strivetastic Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I dare you to go into a hospital and start singing Happy Birthday to random people's babies and see the response you get from both employee's and parents.

        0 replies 2 retweets 69 likes
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      2. Jojo  🇨🇦 🌹 🏳️‍🌈‏ @joshuabletcher Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nurse: “Sir, we have an emergency in the burn victim unit! We need you on, stat!” Doctor: “Hang on, Margaret, I’m busy. Happy birthday to you. Happy bir-🎶” Nurse: “Doctor, this is serious!” Doctor: “SO IS THIS! How old are you now🎶?”

        2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      3. Davianna 🥀.‏ @knockofffinsta Jan 28
        Replying to @joshuabletcher @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m dying😹😹😹😹

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      1. Jodie‏ @Jodie90078741 Jan 27
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        pic.twitter.com/g57B7O3BDm

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      1. Zentron‏ @Arden43560960 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        We don't want the first birthday song to be ruined by bad vocals

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      1. Flaming_Sword‏ @NMckown30 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do you understand how many times maternity nurses would have to sing that per day

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      1. GodzillaMendoza‏ @GodzillaMendoza Jan 28
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        We did when my sister was born, actually.

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      1. Community Art‏ @communityarts34 Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because the doctor is smoking, the father is seeing if his hand is broken, and the mother is thanking god that morphine was invented. That's my conclusion.

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      1. Simmi The Profit‏ @SimmiTheProfit Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They play a lullaby over the loud speakers in the hospital in Cheyenne, WY when a baby is born.

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      1. Spooky, The Ryan... 🎃  🎉700!!! 🎉‏ @RyanTheRyan_ Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Man, that makes so many sense...

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      2. Katherine E. Day‏ @kbondee Jan 27
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The first year is all about survival. And actually if the gestation is 9 mos. there birthday would fall someone where 3 mos. after. Oh you meant happy coming out of the canal day! Got it. #birthday #igetit #yourfunny

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Davianna 🥀.‏ @knockofffinsta Jan 28
        Replying to @kbondee @TheWeirdWorld

        😹😹😹😹

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      4. GaussIstGott‏ @Berserkerthebug Jan 29
        Replying to @knockofffinsta @kbondee @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually, in Argentina or spanish countries we call it "feliz cumpleaños" something like "happy year". So we dont sing happy birthday at the hospital because is not exactly a new year

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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