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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 26

    It would have really sucked to be the first person to discover dogs can’t eat chocolate.

    4:01 PM - 26 Jan 2018
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      2. Paul Hubert‏ @Dwighthaul Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think a lot of ppl discover that fact every day.

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      3. Some Sort of Spooky Potato King‏ @Trogdor_6 Jan 26
        Replying to @Dwighthaul @TheWeirdWorld

        The first tweet was sad but now I'm gonna go be sad about dogs eating chocolate for the whole night

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Paul Hubert‏ @Dwighthaul Jan 26
        Replying to @Trogdor_6 @TheWeirdWorld

        To make you feel better you can eat chocolate, at least YOU can 😏🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Some Sort of Spooky Potato King‏ @Trogdor_6 Jan 26
        Replying to @Dwighthaul @TheWeirdWorld

        Gonna be sad-eating enough tonight 😢😂

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      1. Cy Siwt‏ @CySiwt Jan 26
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      1. BS‏ @ShaunBr44584069 Jan 26
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        But what if you didn't get the connection? And dogs just kept mysteriously dieing on you. But you loved them so much and chocolate was their favourite. Here boy choc choc........... so very sad.

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      1. Ray Daddy‏ @GORAYGO70 Jan 27
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        Or to find out that blowfish cooked wrong wouldn’t be very yummy.

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      1. Racquel‏ @racquelmarose Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        OMG STOP, your making me sad 😂😂😂😂

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      1. spøøkypersøn  👻 👖‏ @spongeyperson Feb 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Plot twist: What if the first person to discover that dogs can't eat chocolate was a scientist, and they discovered it without harming any animals.

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Jan 27
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        Kinda makes you a murderer doesn’t it?!?

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      1. Maddox Eliason‏ @EliasonMaddox Jan 27
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      1. Earth-Chan‏ @Earth_Chan_ Jan 26
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        I'm guessing scientists actually figured it out by comparing other food they knew they couldn't eat to other foods they THOUGHT they could eat, like chocolate.

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      1. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 Jan 26
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      1. Miss_living_waters‏ @Misslivingwate1 Jan 26
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        😵😂😂

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      1. Julio Bonilla, Jr.‏ @JulioFrank83 Jan 26
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        🤗Dogs can’t eat #chocolates but love #peanutbutter 🐕🐶pic.twitter.com/y4FKdKBcEc

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      1. Canadian_Front_Bacon‏ @1_uzername_gone Jan 26
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        Person??... how bout the poor dog?

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