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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 26

    If dogs have treats that clean their teeth, and that tech exists, why are we still brushing?

    11:31 AM - 26 Jan 2018
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      2. CD SpursRangers‏ @SumFatbloke Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because they taste like carpet. They do, however, make a tasty snack if you drink a bottle of whisky first.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Ariana 🌈‏ @Ccameela_cabeyo Jan 26
        Replying to @SumFatbloke @TheWeirdWorld

        How would you know how it tastes like tho? 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Cole Pozdrowski‏ @ColePTheWriter Jan 26
        Replying to @Ccameela_cabeyo @SumFatbloke @TheWeirdWorld

        Honestly dog treats usually aren't bad. I've tried several

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Loso 🌹 🙏🏾 #SeeRed‏ @KlNG_Loso Jan 26
        Replying to @ColePTheWriter @Ccameela_cabeyo and

        pic.twitter.com/tzW48O4qO1

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      6. Johnny Webb  🎃 👻‏ @johnny_6429 Jan 26
        Replying to @KlNG_Loso @ColePTheWriter and

        This is extremely underated.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Wolf Paks‏ @paks_howl Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        we care more about dogs

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      1. Mick CM‏ @mcmfoto Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Have you SMELLED a dogs breath! That alone will ALWAYS keep me brushing! HAHA

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      1. NACS‏ @abreedof1 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because dogs don't have hands for holding a brush

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      1. Aakosir‏ @Aakosir Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Pfft, those things hardly work. Especially if the dog only chews twice before it eats it

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      1. wolfeyes513‏ @wolfy659c Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        DEAR MOTHER OF GODpic.twitter.com/9qBQIdkKSB

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      1. Doreen Marie Cherf‏ @DoreenCherf Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Good question . Have you ever tried to hold your dog down for brushing ? Got to be a better way.

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      2. ian‏ @eNgarrigan Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Cause dogs will eat anything lol

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      3. Ted SirLouis‏ @Ted_SirLouis Jan 26
        Replying to @eNgarrigan @TheWeirdWorld

        So will humans aka tide pods

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. DrCurious‏ @606f84551bce490 Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In that case you must quit brushing and then wait and watch.....

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      2. Remi‏ @ReallyRemi Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Its an apple. No one wants one

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. 13 days  👻‏ @DerpCake21 Jan 26
        Replying to @ReallyRemi @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm eating one right now thopic.twitter.com/ufO21fUYR7

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Remi‏ @ReallyRemi Jan 26
        Replying to @DerpCake21 @TheWeirdWorld

        That's. What's. UP! I tell everybody! Haha I almost gave uppic.twitter.com/3EhHkY9dHL

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Christie Killey‏ @thesaxychick Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because it’s not as good. A dog’s teeth only have to last 20-15 years, 20 in the outside. We’ve got to try to make ours last for 80 years, or at least 50.

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      1. Brisa Guillen‏ @urban_princxss Jan 26
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s called gum

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