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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 22

    It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

    3:32 PM - 22 Jan 2018
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      2. Sandra Ann Shamas‏ @thesandrashamas Jan 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        All the while, saying, 'where is little kid? I've been looking everywhere!'

        1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
      3. Gavin Tubritt‏ @gamblitis Jan 22
        Replying to @thesandrashamas @TheWeirdWorld

        My little mans favourite spot is behind the curtains. 😂 "Where has he got to?"

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      1.  🎃 🎃 👾KAREN 👾 🎃 🎃‏ @RenHart1965 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I like to lay on the lightly and say " What happened to the couch? Why is it lumpy?" Then I fluff it, tickling the LUMP!!

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      1. Ricky Ricardo‏ @179rta Jan 22
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        pic.twitter.com/5wAI20d75l

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      1. Zeriul  🔜 Twitchcon‏ @Zeriul2015 Jan 22
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        also if a little kid gives you a phone, toy or otherwise, you answer it

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      1. CCC  🍋‏ @ccctuc Jan 22
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        I love this kind of rules

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      1.  🎃Mercedes ♏‏ @scorpgotyaheart Jan 22
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        "And don't think we dont know how to WEED DEM OUT"-Patrick Star

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      1. Heels Over Head‏ @_Yes_Miss Jan 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        true. where in the world did (name here) go? I guess i will sit on this lumpy blanket til they get back. they love it.

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      1. Jim Ward‏ @JimWard1982 Jan 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Jump on the couch

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      1. Jil Olsen‏ @JilOlsen Jan 22
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        An absolute rule... and so fun!

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      1. Sandrockcstm‏ @sandrockcstm Jan 22
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        You must also say, louder than any reasonable person would ever speak, "I wonder where [insert child's name] is? I haven't seen them ALLLLLL DAY!"

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      1. Erica Quint‏ @erica_hq Jan 22
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        This is so pure

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      1. Jessica Fishman‏ @Talsfangirl Jan 25
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        My childhood...

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      1. Milly‏ @Millynial98 Jan 24
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        Not sure about that

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      1. Lizzie‏ @_lizzie_jane_L Jan 23
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        That's sooo true!😂

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      1. COMEDY GUILD‏ @comedy_guild Jan 23
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        Unless...that is a ghost...

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      1. jenny skinner  😁‏ @JennySkinnerX Jan 23
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂so funny because it's so true!

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