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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 20

    Since “you aren’t” and “you’re not” are the same thing, can we just invent “you'ren’t” and use that instead?

    6:30 PM - 20 Jan 2018
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      1. Justin‏ @_justinmcd Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yarn’t

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      2. Torey Hughes‏ @Desultorey Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Double negative meaning “you are”?

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      4. Torey Hughes‏ @Desultorey Jan 28

        “it’s not a double negative...” Are you solely positive?

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      1. Cathy Morton‏ @CathyLaQuinta Jan 20
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        It’s hard to get people to use one apostrophe, much less two #doomed

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      1. Shellie‏ @ImSorry_SayWhat Jan 20
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        pic.twitter.com/5e2EcpZBAv

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      1. papież internetu‏ @mihaszek Jan 21
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        Please don’t fap = fapn’t

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      1. Patrik「Ghost」‏ @PGhostCZ Jan 20
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        Y'all'd've hated this before

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      1. Wrenfren‏ @Kamiccola Jan 20
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        It already exists. "you ain't" Contract that anyway you want "yain't" for example. Problem solved. Next!

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      1. BushRaptor‏ @bushraptor12 Jan 20
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        Yornt

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      1.  ✨Kevin Donnelly‏ @CaryFreaknGrant Jan 21
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        "y'ain't" works fer me!

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      1. Its2825‏ @Its2825 Jan 20
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        If you say "you'ren't" kinda fast it either sounds like you said "You rent" or "urine" .... I think arguments will start if we use that word...

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      1. No Name‏ @GlittahShine Jan 23
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        could + not + have = couldn’t’ve

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Jan 21
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        No - next question?

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      1.  🎄 ⛄Banana boi ⟠⧖ 🍌 ⛄ 🎄‏ @BananaColada3 Jan 21
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        I've thought about this too, this needs to be added to the dictionary

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      1. clutter‏ @26dghi26 Jan 21
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        That's what i asked my teacher in 3rd grade

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      1. Jay’s Husband (don’t ask)‏ @E2xTim Jan 20
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        Yes please father

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      1. The_Mazter_13‏ @The_True_Mazter Mar 14
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        Whomst’ve

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      1. Nickolas Wise‏ @WiseNickolas Jan 21
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        How do you pronounce that?

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      1. Incognizant‏ @inky38 Jan 21
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        I already do, along with I'mn't

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