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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 20

    Having a cop driving behind you is equivalent to when your teacher looks over your shoulder during a test.

    6:00 PM - 20 Jan 2018
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      1. james taylor‏ @jameswtay1or Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Start sweating and getting nervous. 😂

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      1. I Am Woman‏ @___To_sin_OA___ Jan 20
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        Not if you're black. It's the equivalent of seeing the grim reaper and wondering if he has come for you.

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      1. Christopher Franklin‏ @C_A_Franklin95 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wrong: the teacher doesn't have the power to arbitrarily kill you with legal immunity for whatever justification they come up with.

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      1. beka 💟‏ @lilcupofb Jan 22
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        @caitlinmuireann

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      1. @Jackerzz‏ @JackNun94394422 Jan 21
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        Accurate

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Jan 21
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        Funny how you see a cop and feel immediately guilty even if you haven’t done anything!!

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      1. I Am Woman‏ @___To_sin_OA___ Jan 21
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lool. Half the people are complaining about being fined by the police, the other half are talking about being killed by the police. Such different worlds

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      1. カネゴン‏ @kanegon_0123 Jan 21
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        😱😱😱😱😱😇

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      1. Janis‏ @jstjanis Jan 21
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        Or your boss staring at your computer screen.

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      1. Redbeard‏ @draeBdeR Jan 20
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        Not at all. Teachers don't make up reasons to make charge you $$$.

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      1. Sad Angel‏ @milineashade Jan 20
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        I'm almost 50 years old, white, female, a biz owner, and haven't broken the law in over 25 years and my ass still clenches when I see a cop. Be cool it's the PO PO for life 😎

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      1.  🎃The  👻 life of Sissi  🥀‏ @Orlog2verdandi Jan 20
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        Great analogy!

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      1. Drunk window‏ @DrunkWindow Jan 20
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        Would be weird if my teacher was in my car

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      1. Lance‏ @LanceStryker Jan 20
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        It's all about ensuring safety and certainty.

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      1. Truman Cobbeldick‏ @Mrtjc4Truman Jan 20
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        Not quite !!! Try again, jackleg

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      1. Jack Hemsley‏ @JackHemsley4 Jan 20
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        But the cop will tell you when you're doing it wrong. The teacher just judges you

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      1. Danika ヽ( ´v`)ノ‏ @rusicAria_DM Jan 20
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        you just gotta suck it up, let them eerily watch you before they're content and leave 😂

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      1. KB  🇧🇼 🇨🇦‏ @Rrekodidi Jan 20
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        I don’t any big deal unless you are hiding something

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      1. MrChill‏ @DatWeirdHomie Jan 20
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        Seem legit , it to see if you are cheating.

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