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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 20

    If cows go “moo”, and cats go “meow”, and ducks go “quack”, and dogs go “woof”, what is the designated sound that humans make?

    2:30 PM - 20 Jan 2018
    • 1,837 Retweets
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    • Alex 🌻 Hope Susana Holmes Joanie Spaulding 🎃MrScaryJazz🎃 (バーニー・サンダースは共産主義者です) Dean Quinn (AKA Dr. Dean Winchester) 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒜𝓇𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 𝑀𝒾𝒸𝒽𝒶𝑒𝓁 Cody Wolfe Olivia
    2,032 replies 1,837 retweets 10,838 likes
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      2. Leo @ preso no Imagine Dragons Hell‏ @LeoPeterlevitz Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "I'm offended"

        11 replies 23 retweets 702 likes
      3. E (But Updog)‏ @YikesFromMeDawg Jan 20
        Replying to @LeoPeterlevitz @TheWeirdWorld

        I am a strong independent woman and you have no right to talk to me that way

        4 replies 5 retweets 229 likes
      4. where’s my cake‏ @ZoeAndHerDaleks Jan 20
        Replying to @YikesFromMeDawg @TheWeirdWorld

        Excuse me but did you just assume someone’s gender?!?!!? This reaLLY TRIGGERS ME.

        0 replies 2 retweets 111 likes
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      2. Tiimmy‏ @Gr_Malcolm Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        skrrrahh (ah) Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka) Skidiki-pap-pap (pap) And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom) Skya (ah) Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun) Poom, poom

        4 replies 25 retweets 364 likes
      3. deMAIgorgon  👿‏ @mixxttape Jan 20
        Replying to @Gr_Malcolm @TheWeirdWorld

        Who says that anymorepic.twitter.com/QpzFhhyX56

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. Tiimmy‏ @Gr_Malcolm Jan 20
        Replying to @queencantrelate @kjellpml @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/OekLkPUgk3

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
      5. deMAIgorgon  👿‏ @mixxttape Jan 21
        Replying to @Gr_Malcolm @TheWeirdWorld

        Memes die. They always do. And sometime you have to let go rosepic.twitter.com/aCBqK7sUtM

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. Tiimmy‏ @Gr_Malcolm Jan 22
        Replying to @queencantrelate @kjellpml @TheWeirdWorld

        Ok, i feel you knocking, sugar.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Johnny Taylor  ⚓ 🚢‏ @the_able_seaman Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In the UK humans say "sorry"

        3 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. Bilbo swaggins‏ @Bilboswaggers Jan 20
        Replying to @the_able_seaman @TheWeirdWorld

        *canada

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Johnny Taylor  ⚓ 🚢‏ @the_able_seaman Jan 20
        Replying to @Bilboswaggers @TheWeirdWorld

        😂 🇨🇦🇬🇧

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Bunnie‏ @TZBunzie Jan 21
        Replying to @the_able_seaman @Bilboswaggers @TheWeirdWorld

        Everywhere should be saying sorry, be one with the politeness

        2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      6. I love Halloween too but I won't change my name‏ @PokeTopichu Jan 21
        Replying to @TZBunzie @the_able_seaman and

        Well, my girlfriend and I say sorry whenever we think we did something wrong, which is, like, every minute... In fact, I want to apologize right now for replying, so... Yeah. Kinda annoying.

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. follow new account‏ @klyru_ Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        THEY GO O O F

        1 reply 6 retweets 155 likes
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      1. Hannah Banana‏ @fluffy_potato_7 Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        "Do you know de wae?"

        4 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
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      2. Mark Irwin‏ @ADOFFIDDLER Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        “pic.twitter.com/EL8nGmpjHG

        2 replies 1 retweet 79 likes
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      1. ✦ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒, ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒✦‏ @Red_Eyed_Queen_ Jan 20

        Nah, itspic.twitter.com/zYyOCzGqrs

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