I love making @allison_jarman laugh.
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She fakes it
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Ooooooo Nick got ya there Parker
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You win this round Nicky!
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Was the sex good? *laughs* Life is good
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An excerpt from How to Live in the Friend Zone.
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Especially when you say, "I love you."
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Hopefully they’re not laughing after you say that. That’s some sadness badness there.
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Having a sweet granddaughter you adore giggle at grandpa's lame jokes...is even better.
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I am positive that I am that granddaughter for my grandpa.
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That goes both ways!
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No, a girl saying "I hate you" with the biggest fucking smile, is the best.
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When girl laughs a lot around you she sees you as provider material. Biology bitches!pic.twitter.com/2bUAiPTKZg
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Oh yeah, feels great
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Not when you've just said, "Hey, I just aced my Calculus test."
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When a girl likes you she laughs at everything you say, although it is a damned shit with no fun whatsoever.
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