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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 18

    Reading a book is just staring at dead wood for hours and hallucinating.

    4:02 PM - 18 Jan 2018
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      1. Andi‏ @ThePainSeries Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        its Dead wood with tattoos.

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      1. Keith Nosdivad‏ @keith_nosdivad Jan 18
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        And I love every minute of it

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      2. Nick‏ @Konix25 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ya already said this x3

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      3. TLD  ☘️ 😈‏ @TheLuckyDevil7 Jan 18
        Replying to @Konix25 @TheWeirdWorld

        fr people need to understand that if your tweet doesn't get many likes/RTs the first time it isn't bc not enough people saw it, it's just not a good tweet

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Olivia Green 🎃(perpetually annoyed)‏ @sexierinmybrain Jan 18
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        Tried to think of a good penis joke but I came up limp

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      1. True trini‏ @true_trinis Jan 18
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        Hallucinating is out of your control, visualizing is what you do when you read.

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      1. Melanie‏ @Spooky_Mac Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s inaccurate. Not everyone can visualize while reading. And staring implies no movement of the eye which would mean they are not reading at all.

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      1. Brown Dawson‏ @BrownDawson000 Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you're suffering hallucinations from reading a book you probably need to see a doctor.

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      1. Karasu‏ @The_King_Karasu Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        #repost

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      2. Waraidzo Simon George Razemba‏ @waz_85 Jan 19
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My goodness😂😂 laughed so much i just snorted the water i was trying to drink...Reading a book is staring at dead wood with ink all over it and hallucinating

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      2. karol  💥‏ @vinhoandcheese Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @waiting4banguel manoooooo

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      3. ale‏ @waiting4banguel Jan 18
        Replying to @vinhoandcheese @TheWeirdWorld

        nossa valeu pela crise existencial

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      4. karol  💥‏ @vinhoandcheese Jan 18
        Replying to @waiting4banguel @TheWeirdWorld

        That's all, my friend, that's all.

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      1. Ann Lagimodiere‏ @AnnLagimodiere Feb 6
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @LeahVi0let

        You no dead thoughts are the best there is when your in the shower on a pot feeling like nothen matters but the shower and thinken nothen for hr.rite now my head is in the clouds.

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      1. Miss Phiri‏ @_leephiri Jan 23
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        @_indunn

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      1. Jaden Choudhury‏ @ChoudhuryJaden Jan 21
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        dead wood

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      1. RaquelDenise‏ @TheRaquelDenise Jan 19
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        😑

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