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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 18

    Your salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.

    11:25 AM - 18 Jan 2018
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      2. Sativa‏ @bakllavaa Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe the salary 'is the dream' for someone

        2 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
      3. Mirryo‏ @MirryoSmite Jan 18
        Replying to @bakllavaa @TheWeirdWorld

        If it is then they lead a very sad life.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. sammm‏ @hawesomeee_ Jan 18
        Replying to @MirryoSmite @bakllavaa @TheWeirdWorld

        I dont think high paid footballers are having sad life tho...

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      5. Mirryo‏ @MirryoSmite Jan 18
        Replying to @hawesomeee_ @bakllavaa @TheWeirdWorld

        You don't get into playing Football professionally without having some sort of passion for it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      6. Sativa‏ @bakllavaa Jan 18
        Replying to @MirryoSmite @hawesomeee_ @TheWeirdWorld

        I was not sayin my dream is my salary ,my dreams n passions r the opposite of salary ❤️

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Jabe Stafford‏ @OculusWriter Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        HAAAA! That's why I work second shift. The first 4 hours of my weekdays feed the dream, and THEN work gets the shabby, exhausted me. Writing books for a living is the goal. Can't reach it by letting the world suck me dry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. DocTemp‏ @DocTemp Jan 18
        Replying to @OculusWriter @TheWeirdWorld

        You aren't married, are you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jabe Stafford‏ @OculusWriter Jan 18
        Replying to @DocTemp @TheWeirdWorld

        Divorced. Married to my stories.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Steph‏ @ocarinaofreason Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Shower thoughts I come here to think not to cry

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
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      1. Fallen Brothers Culture‏ @Fallen_Bros Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if your dream in the moment is to be able to pay rent, bills, buy groceries?

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      1. Phil Anhorn‏ @pdanhorn Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually my salary is what let’s me live some of my dreams!

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      1. Zaara Sana‏ @ZaaraSana Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @ZarrarKhuhro

        Compromise for your dream but never compromise on your dream.

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      1.  💀Gayzilla but spooky 🕸 🕷‏ @mark53845 Jan 18
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      1. teck4K‏ @AyoifeOni Jan 19
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        Actually, my salary is the fuel/seed capital for my dreams.

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      1. JuJu Lee‏ @jujuleelife Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @JasonKwao

        ...to forget your freedom.

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      1.  🦋‏ @LeahLovess Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dial down the depression maybe?

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      2. Ramesh konda‏ @Rameshkonda Jan 20
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        100% true, but still struggling to get satisfied figure🤚🤚

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. v yugandhar‏ @v_yugandhar Jan 20
        Replying to @Rameshkonda @TheWeirdWorld

        Humans never satisfy with numbers. Try to find satisfaction in other things . 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David‏ @Fir3MeUP Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Said no firefighter ever!

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      2. Cara‏ @carasingsongs Jan 18
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        or you could be like me- be super poor but never give up haha

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