Or steal your boss' nice car and show up to work in his car while he has to Uber there.
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They should make a movie about THAT!
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They'd plan their revenge for a whole year and you'd just have to sit there knowing you got 364 days til that's your ass.
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That's why some of them wore masks. But yes, hella awkward. I want a comedy made out of it.

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Mike “So Jim I know I tried to murder you and your entire family yesterday but no bad feelings right” Jim “ yeah don’t worry about it. It’s not like I can do anything about it...... yet
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This is why the purge would never work. Those failed attempts will leave hate and grudges and a want for vengeance. Which someone prooobably wouldnt want to wait another year to get revenge.
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that's why you make sure to succeed
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"Hey, uh, Ted." "Jim." "So, uh, about that Purge thing last night..." "Your aim sucks. Lucky me." "Welp, coffee breaks over. See ya...y'know."
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We were discussing this at lunch once. We talked about how awkward it would be to see someone that you witnessed murder another co-worker and you would just have to act like everything was normal when No, Carol, I saw you kill Cheryl



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“So how was your purge?”
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Hahahaahhahaah
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"Oh hey Jerry, sorry I had to kill your wife like that. Real shame. See you for lunch!"
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Besides the fact that the purge isn't real, sure.
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You must not get invited to parties.
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