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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 15

    People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate the level of respect to give you.

    1:02 PM - 15 Jan 2018
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      2. Haunted House  🏚‏ @Kreoche Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When I talk to ppl to get to know them, I always ask, "What are things that you do?" because it's so open ended, and they can answer however they please, in a way that lets them brag about their passions.

        2 replies 3 retweets 26 likes
      3. LIDADILL  🎶‏ @Lidadillsings Jan 15
        Replying to @Kreoche @TheWeirdWorld

        Now that's Intelligence!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. HIGHGROUND‏ @ak40sev Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Thats why I always tell people I'm a Snake Handler.

        5 replies 2 retweets 56 likes
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      1. TigerGirl‏ @ana_rogar Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just say I'm breathing I drink water and I eat

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      2. Stephanie‏ @moxie12345678 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or to estimate how much money you make

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Cheesy Mushroom‏ @manilin490 Jan 16
        Replying to @moxie12345678 @TheWeirdWorld

        Which in turn makes them respect you in different ways, sometimes better sometimes worse

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Jesus‏ @Falsepretense23 Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nothing guarantees respect other than giving it to others and yourself

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. PXKM Proween-ie Hut Jrs‏ @PXKMProductions Jan 15
        Replying to @Falsepretense23 @TheWeirdWorld

        Or having power over others.

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      1. illyrian warrior?‏ @WarriorIllyrian Jan 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or simply to compare their success and happiness to yours

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      1. Anitajaynejones‏ @anitajaynejones Jan 16
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I am retired, but I think everyone should be treated the same no matter what their status is. Its only fair.

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      1. Pestuji‏ @PeytonSperl Jan 15

        Just for the record, he’s not talking about the wording of the tweet but saying that to most people this isn’t true.

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      2. Bob Crosse‏ @rjcrosse Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I tell people on airplanes I sell aluminum siding; I finish more books that way.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Parker‏ @rparkerjr77 Jan 15
        Replying to @rjcrosse @TheWeirdWorld

        shower curtain ring salesman also works

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Jeff Stauffer‏ @Stauffer82 Jan 15
        Replying to @Gannicus93 @TheWeirdWorld

        Depends on how good you are.

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      1. Jim Hoflen‏ @JimHoflen Jan 15
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Guitar pick repairman.

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      1. Shaz Lake‏ @heyshazlake Jan 15
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        or, maybe, because they're interested?

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