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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 12

    Getting your belt loop stuck on a door handle is like accidentally pulling the emergency brake on your life.

    4:31 PM - 12 Jan 2018
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    13 replies 286 retweets 2,295 likes
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      2. Justin‏ @_justinmcd Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Getting your 🍆 stuck in the zipper is like hearing the bottom of your car scrape across the pavement

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. AustinNguyễn‏ @Nguy9413 Jan 12
        Replying to @_justinmcd @TheWeirdWorld

        Bruh you gotta start wearing some drawers.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Justin‏ @_justinmcd Jan 12
        Replying to @Nguy9413 @TheWeirdWorld

        You’re asking too much of me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. JaeLynn‏ @Jam1eLynn12 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or when your headphones cord gets stuck on something and the ear buds get yanked.

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      1. Lisa Hare‏ @raehare1 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I wish that would accidentally happen when I'm about to make a mistake in my life, I might just rethink it

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      1. RiennaB‏ @riennabrook Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I hate it when this happens..it happens a lot too...:(

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      2. Summer stone‏ @SummerS41811290 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        U post to much

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      3. Boo-rk‏ @_TheTweetOfDog_ Jan 12
        Replying to @SummerS41811290 @TheWeirdWorld

        First time hearing that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Summer stone‏ @SummerS41811290 Jan 13
        Replying to @iIAshDragonIi @kaithewolfie @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol he’s always on my home screen I just turned of notifications though lol

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      2. Seth Hoffman‏ @seth6984 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m 6’4” it happens way too often

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      3. I'm Dr. R.K.‏ @TheHope4People Jan 13
        Replying to @seth6984 @TheWeirdWorld

        It means your Cőoooooooöl Hight attract and forces the doors to ask you to take a Selfie with them... 😉☺

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. TigerGirl‏ @ana_rogar Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don't know I'm a small person

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      1. Joshua Crane‏ @JoshuaC94422992 Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yup

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      1.  ✨Ofelia  💋‏ @OfeliaLuv Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        LOL I’m so short this happens all the time at work. Those damn straight cabinet pulls 😤

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      1. Adam “PixelDough” Worrell‏ @RealPixelDough Jan 12
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I can’t say that this has ever happened to me 😅 Maybe I’m just lucky?

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      1.  ❄️ ❄️ ❄️‏ @Letitsnowtoo Jan 12
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        Lol

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