Google translate is the foreign friend who tells to to say embarrassing shit while visiting local bars haha
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Jack of all trades.. Master of none
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Well this is the bing translate but it's neither good :,Dpic.twitter.com/X6QpueNzmS
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Swiss army knifes... same thing. A lot of uses but not good at any of them.
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Same with men! The more you ask them to do the less they can!!
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I'm 100% offended and about to cry! This is pure sexism and I'm extraordinarily offended. How dare you speak like this; as if we're just idiotic animals!!!!! This is definitely not a joke!!!
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Im opening an manamism movement!!!!
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But can you multi task though? No didn’t think so. Good luck with the equality thing but it could take centuries to achieve


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I was joking at first but it appears you actually think this way. Yes I can indeed multi-task, but it appears you're unable to use a part of your brain. The veil of ignorance hangs in front of you. It's not because you're a woman, it's because you're just too stupid for logic
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No I was joking too!! Sorry if it came across wrong. It was just banter in the vein of the tweet!!
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A little bit like me
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That one white friend who learned Japanese on Rosetta Stone
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Still is better than nothing.
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Exactly
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