I bought a car alarm that screams “FREE BAGS OF WEED!!!” People come running to check on my car
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when you tweeted this my sister was cooking food and there was so much smoke, we had to leave our house and we couldn’t breathe. the fire alarm never went off.
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I got stink eye when I asked, how we suppose to know when it's real? He was put out that he had to explain, that the "real alarm" sounds a lot different. I've decided to leave work during every test. Not my problem.
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Is it bad to turn the fire alarm on so you can go home early..
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In my house always when my mum was cooking the fire alarm went off just because there was smoke
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So true !!!!
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lol. this happened at work yesterday.
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Because fire alarms made us not take fires seriously (the literal opposite of what they were made for)!
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Did you get.out.of the shower and put your rub on and go out side
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My first thought is what do I throw at it to shut it up!
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When I was in school there would be a test, They would set the alarm off and we had to exit how we would in the event off a real fire I grabbed for belongings and the teacher would always say "you won't have time for that". Bitch these are my things Ima take them!
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