you should hear about half the shit i do to get out of trouble- it ain't even funny at this point
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I feel ya
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I got married at 18, and was told to leave by my dad. Before I moved, I asked my depressed mother for $400 in case my "tire was flat" otw to Ohio. I was really paying off loads of debt. Not crazy, but she's always there for me and doesn't deserve being taken advantage of.
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i lie to myself
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I feel that. Have to get creative sometimes. Or you become a very scared child.
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So true we can lie like it’s our hobby oh wait
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Can confirm. Am one of those kids.
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yeah if parents were more free spirited we wouldn’t have to lie bc they would let us do what we want without hiding the truth
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Expert liars to be exact


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Create a confident in them of being an best friend in need..... They will never lie
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I’ve been telling my parents this, and they still haven’t figured out yet that I’ve been sneaking Harry Potter books into the house for about a week now
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Wait they don't allow you Harry Potter??? Wtf??
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They think it’s demonic and it’s gonna corrupt my soul. No joke.
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Wow. Just wow. I'm sorry.
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‘Tis alright. Next up is Supernatural.
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