Then December be like Friday night 
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December is Sunday night when your parents make you go to church
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That system works great until you get to August
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I'm offended by this post
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It's more like a Sunday
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Except people like January
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Speak for yourself. January sucks
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My Birthday is In January and this offends me


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Me too
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*September is the Monday of the year
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And this year started on a Monday...
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Nope
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Actually Monday is the January of the week
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And this year started on a Monday. Coincidence? I think not.
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Unless you live in America, Canada, Australia or a few other places I don't know about. Then January is the Sunday of the year
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Yes, but I'm happy to get a birthday this month
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And today is my birthday, and I was born on a Monday

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Not really. People are usually excited for a new start (January), but everyone hates Mondays.
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