That's not a shower thought, that's a damn dad joke.
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Do you take
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I want it on a t-shirt!
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OMG same! And the complete orbit of the earth round the sun totally made my year! Amazeballs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I save my excitement for a good strong Alberta Clipper. Like to rock out to What Is Life" while I'm folding towels fresh out of the dryer. It's life altering.https://youtu.be/3XFfUt7HQWM
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Someone’s finally accounting for it
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I think the word you may be looking for is "literally"



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You sound like sheldon cooper
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Lolol punny
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Walk against it
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Seems like circular reasoning :-)
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Literally
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