Dear Sir or Ms, Please come out of the shower. I am very worried about you.
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Orion's belt is a waist of space. Know, that's a lame joke. Only three stars.
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Make sure it fits well. Otherwise, you'll end up with wrinkles in time. :-)
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My coworker said this today. Is this you, Stephen?
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You'd be watching your waistline.
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Do you just repost all your old tweets or?
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Correct and correct.
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Finally someone who can correctly abbreviate "As Fuck"
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Nice pun
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