I wonder how many times a bird has thought about pooping on my head but decided not to at the last sec
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I wonder how many times I've seen the same human without realizing it
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The bird may not realise it too.
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i wonder if a bird ever thought i was pretty
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I name every Sparrow I see Pip and pretend it's the same bird...
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Maybe my head is in a fog because I have a cold, but I found this to be extremely hilarious

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Lol. Now ya got me wondering, lol, wtf?
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Bruh you’re gonna run the whole city out of water
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I wonder if all the birds in the world have connected mind
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That’s too deep for me this early
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I wonder how many times a bird has seen the same human and never realized it.
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Unlike your ‘same coin twice’ tweet, this happens VERY often
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What did you realize ?
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I wonder how many times a bird remembers me for it giving it food •_•
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I tend to wonder the opposite... I think I only ever keep seeing the same 3 or 4 birds.
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