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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld Jan 2

    The last ten tissues in a box should be a different color so you know to buy a new box

    5:00 PM - 2 Jan 2018
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      1. wordgirl‏ @INwordgirl Jan 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I have had a box of tissues that the last 10 were a different color. Forget the brand though

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      2. Linda Kemp‏ @LindaVanderlin3 Jan 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This exists already. You obviously aren’t buying the right tissues. 😄

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      4. Linda Kemp‏ @LindaVanderlin3 Jan 3
        Replying to @ACarlos8890 @TheWeirdWorld

        I’ll take a picture of my tissues later and send them to you. It does exist

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      1. Crystal Sawatsky‏ @WhyKnotCrystal Jan 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They used to be! Tells you how old I am...

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      1. Hogan's Book Lied‏ @HogansBookLied Jan 2
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        Just not phlegm-yellow or you’ll think they’ve already been used.

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      1. warren hand‏ @zekehand Jan 3
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        Simple solution, buy two boxes, buy another one when first one empty

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      1. Jill‏ @mbosguru Jan 2
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        Or have a pink stripe down the side like register tape.

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      1. Yusuf‏ @Ano_Nym777 Jan 2
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        Yes, and a text for the more sleepy ones like me, reading: "Please remember to buy more of me today!"

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      1. Kitty LaRue‏ @velvetkitty Jan 2
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        Sometimes they are. Life is good that way.

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      1.  ❄️ ❄️ ❄️‏ @Letitsnowtoo Jan 2
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        pic.twitter.com/F8Ym5dlnpD

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      1. AᴍBOOʀɪsᴋ‏ @ItsAmberisk Jan 4
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        Or maybe the more tissues you use, the more brown/red it gets .–.

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      1. Alexis Ann‏ @AlexisLexyann Jan 4
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is actually a great idea! I love reading everything this tweeter posts, It always get me thinking. I like this idea so much that it has me typing lol

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      1. Zadianna‏ @Zadianna11 Jan 4
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        Some of them do

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      1. Dustin‏ @Dustin71504795 Jan 3
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        Actually, the Kleenex they provide at work does have a different color at the end.

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      1. Deborah Wilk 5132‏ @DeborahWilk5132 Jan 3
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        News Flash- it might not be 10; I never counted- which is STRANGE because I like to count things- but the tissues DO change color- white then orange, in a box I've had, to let me/us know: BUY MORE TISSUES. I'm just here to help.

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      1. Daddy  🍯‏ @Ayye_Im_Rachel Jan 2
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just used a box of Angel Soft tissues and they were white, but the last few were blue to remind you to buy new ones

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      1. Pateel ❤️‏ @Pateel7 Jan 2
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        Accurate

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      1. SonofMambo‏ @sonofmambo Jan 2
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        Five Leaves Left

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      1. 31st February‏ @rant_e_azam Jan 2
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        Internet of shit

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