Thanks, Captain Obvious! Signed, Madam Cliche
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There are people who don't know that. I remember my sister putting one of my mother's bed spreads on her car engine thinking it would keep the engine warm while the car was stored for the winter.
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stop this
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They kinda make sure you stay warm as well though
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unless it's an electric blanket of coarse

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Obviously... I mean, if you put the blanket in the freezer, it’ll be cold. The blanket just keeps the convected and conducted heat in and doesn’t let it escape.
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DUN DUN DUNNNN
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I used a blanket of ice water and it made things worse. Your theory has failed you.
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No shit...
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Wow but I'm cold when I have my blanket
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You’re dead. Sorry
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Unless it's a heated blanket
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That’s probably why I’m still freezing when I have three blankets on.
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Yep, it’s like money. Money does not change you, it just reveals who you are
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Doesn't that mean blankets are basically self huggers?
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Not true! A blanket will be warmer than a sheet!
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Encyclopedia Brown once won a long lasting snow man contest by wrapping his in a blanket.
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