That’s 90% of living with anyone ever
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99% of parent/child relationships consist of... Parent texts from downstairs: Come here, please Child texts back: In a minute, I'm busy. (Skype call. Or game) Parent: Now, please Child: Don't yell! I'm coming, god! Ur so mean! Parent: Never mind. I did it myself Child:🖒
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Half of that 90% is pretending not to hear while stalling for timehttps://twitter.com/TheWeirdWorld/status/947550517391167489 …
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This is what my husband does too!!
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Same goes for being a child
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That is an actual thing though haha
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Also “What didja’ say?” And “Huh?”
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Thats me every day with every body
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That is so true, my wife and I both exchanged knowing looks when I read this out as a little chortle point of the evening, you know that look don’t you?, the one where we both realise - “we do that!”
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Especially when hubby has hearing loss but won’t do anything about it...



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Not even married yet and I know this is true.
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Don't you have cell phones?
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That’s a lie, it’s “Fuck Off & Die” .....
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Alternative: " Did you put the recycling out ? " (Sub cat if you have one)
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So true, as well.
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