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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 31 Dec 2017

    90% of being married is shouting “WHAT?” from other rooms.

    11:30 AM - 31 Dec 2017
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      1. Brandon‏ @MuskratOfficial 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s 90% of living with anyone ever

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      1. Dʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ Jᴇɴ  ❤ ✌‏ @grneyedvamp69 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        99% of parent/child relationships consist of... Parent texts from downstairs: Come here, please Child texts back: In a minute, I'm busy. (Skype call. Or game) Parent: Now, please Child: Don't yell! I'm coming, god! Ur so mean! Parent: Never mind. I did it myself Child:🖒

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      2. John Drummond‏ @4eyesJohnny 31 Dec 2017
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        John Drummond Retweeted Shower Thoughts

        Half of that 90% is pretending not to hear while stalling for timehttps://twitter.com/TheWeirdWorld/status/947550517391167489 …

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        Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld
        90% of being married is shouting “WHAT?” from other rooms.
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      3. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m Dec 31
        Replying to @4eyesJohnny @TheWeirdWorld

        This is what my husband does too!!

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      1. hvtw‏ @humorvstheworld 31 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/m2yoIbqd7Z

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      1. tyler and 383 others‏ @tyhigaki Dec 31
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        @kalerttt

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      1. A Dumbass‏ @dumbassguide 31 Dec 2017
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        Same goes for being a child

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      1. Detective Shorty McCutie‏ @tripwirefym Dec 31
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        That is an actual thing though haha

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      1. Mr. Oldman‏ @lesshairmoregas Dec 31
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Also “What didja’ say?” And “Huh?”

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      1. Kevin‏ @KevQuev Dec 31
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        Thats me every day with every body

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      1. Joe B‏ @TruJDawg 31 Dec 2017
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        🤣🤣🤣 @mrs_letibarrera

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      1. merrit80‏ @merrit80 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That is so true, my wife and I both exchanged knowing looks when I read this out as a little chortle point of the evening, you know that look don’t you?, the one where we both realise - “we do that!”

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      1. Robin Nees ❌‏ @RobinNees 31 Dec 2017
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        Especially when hubby has hearing loss but won’t do anything about it...😂😂😂😂

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      1. Shaen Osgood‏ @dragonkami89 31 Dec 2017
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        Not even married yet and I know this is true.

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      1. Nina2020 🖊 🛠 🏥 ⚖ ☮ 🏹‏ @CagedBirdsCafe 31 Dec 2017
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        Don't you have cell phones?

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      1. Miss‏ @GillyLawson 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s a lie, it’s “Fuck Off & Die” ..... 😬

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      2. Théroigne Russell‏ @velvetsilk 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @gwenodine

        Alternative: " Did you put the recycling out ? " (Sub cat if you have one)

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      3. (((Wend Grimsdale)))‏ @gwenodine Dec 31
        Replying to @velvetsilk @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂 So true, as well.

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